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wibilly 04-05-2008 06:19 AM

to good to be true
 
i was at the gas station tonight filling up my k20 when this hot little blond pulls up to the next pumpher friend not as atractive pumps there gas while she washes there window. all the while shes eyeballing my truck. even on her way in she's looking back checking it out but says nothing. now she may be only about 20 and me in my 40's but why should i let somthing like that stop me. so i go inside thinking i'm gonna strike up a conversation, i get in line behind her she pulls out a franklin to pay for there fuel then she reaches up on the counter and grabs a tin of snuff her friend hands her a lolly pop she had picked out and she says i don;t want that any more i'm gonna try this new snuff. needless to say i was no longer interested.they leave and the girl behind the counter[another hottie] looksatme andsays thats just wrong. i tell her i knew she was red neck by the way she gauked at my truck but i wasn't ready for that.

samwise68 04-05-2008 06:28 AM

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Haha...

...leave to Wisconsin.

-Sam.

BACKYARD88 04-05-2008 06:00 PM

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LOL!! :haha:

72armyswbtruck 04-05-2008 06:05 PM

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:haha:you just made my morning.
Not the dip part but the whole she's 20 and I'm 40 but who gives a damn,
You go Man

boundstaffpress 04-05-2008 06:06 PM

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:haha:
Nothing ruins a good buz like seeing a hot girl put in a three finger dip.

BurnoutNova 04-05-2008 06:21 PM

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should gone after it anyway lol

elektrik 04-05-2008 06:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by boundstaffpress (Post 2662388)
:haha:
Nothing ruins a good buz like seeing a hot girl put in a three finger dip.

Fast forward 20 years when she has 2 teeth and no lower jaw from dipping :lol:

68Stepbed 04-05-2008 07:19 PM

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talk about the eegee beegee's! :haha:

Riveted1 04-05-2008 07:24 PM

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While I would agree that dipping would be a turn-off (smoking is the same for me), just HOW HOT WAS SHE? lol Sometimes you just have to take one for the team!

67c-10Texas 04-05-2008 07:28 PM

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i have to say it - THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS...

was she a Skoal or Cope girl???

Willys47 04-05-2008 07:31 PM

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Sounds like the photo shop guys could have some fun making up somthing for this topic.

67ChevyRedneck 04-05-2008 07:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wibilly (Post 2661684)
i was at the gas station tonight filling up my k20 when this hot little blond pulls up to the next pump, her friend, not as atractive, pumps there gas while she washes there window. all the while shes eyeballing my truck. even on her way in she's looking back checking it out but says nothing. now she may be only about 20 and me in my 40's but why should i let somthing like that stop me. so i go inside thinking i'm gonna strike up a conversation, i get in line behind her she pulls out a franklin to pay for there fuel then she reaches up on the counter and grabs a tin of snuff her friend hands her a lolly pop she had picked out and she says i don;t want that any more i'm gonna try this new snuff. needless to say i was no longer interested.they leave and the girl behind the counter[another hottie] looksatme andsays thats just wrong. i tell her i knew she was red neck by the way she gauked at my truck but i wasn't ready for that.

:haha: :metal:

Hot chicks ALWAYS hang out with not so hot chicks, I think it makes them feel better about themselves, and the not so hot chick likes it 'cause she gets to talk to "hot guys" she would normally never get to talk to...because the hot chick is there to strike up a conversation.

Riveted1 04-05-2008 07:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 67ChevyRedneck (Post 2662508)
:haha: :metal:

Hot chicks ALWAYS hang out with not so hot chicks, I think it makes them feel better about themselves, and the not so hot chick likes it 'cause she gets to talk to "hot guys" she would normally never get to talk to...because the hot chick is there to strike up a conversation.


You gotta flip it around and talk to the friend. Then the hot chick gets jealous and wants your attention.

krue 04-05-2008 07:43 PM

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I had to look to make sure you weren't from Mississippi.:lol: I've seen some hotties with the worm dirt in their lip.

dieselarmy13 04-05-2008 08:09 PM

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A REAL man would of made a move! Come on, man, you don't need to look for Mrs. Right, Mrs. Rightnow is always more fun! I'm pretty sick, though.:lol:

Bishops Trucks 04-05-2008 08:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dieselarmy13 (Post 2662568)
A REAL man would of made a move! Come on, man, you don't need to look for Mrs. Right, Mrs. Rightnow is always more fun! I'm pretty sick, though.:lol:

YEA!:devil: What he said.

68 50th 04-05-2008 09:20 PM

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I googled a little and found this, it’s from an ad campaign in Sweden which was meant to keep young girls from starting with the snuff thing. Unfortunately its not that uncommon among girls over here.:(
I hope I won’t be banned for posting this pic.:)

jamie72 04-06-2008 12:14 AM

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as long as she don`t have to stand up to pee you should be fine...lol

OhioDan 04-06-2008 12:29 AM

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Sounds like all that was missing was the song "Oh Lord I'm Dancin' With A Man" playin in the background?:bann::haha::four:

Longhorn321 04-06-2008 12:47 AM

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:wop:

You should have snapped a couple pics so we could really give some assistance on how to handle such a situation. We could have made a chart and voted on which side of the "HOT and Nasty vs. Just Nasty" line she fell!:lol:

I attached a word document with the chart but I don't know how to get it to show in the thread without opening it. Sorry.

72BlckButy 04-06-2008 01:47 AM

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:haha: now that's funny!

68shortstep 04-06-2008 02:08 AM

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Best Redneck pickup line for Redneck girls:

"Nice tooth." :lol: :dohh:

beautimus 04-06-2008 03:56 AM

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not to steal your thread, but this makes me think of something that happened last fall. I go into a local zippymart to get a dr. pepper on the way home from work. the guy ahead of me at the counter throws a carton of chewing tobacco, and a case of beer on the counter, and hands the lady a hundred. she takes his money and casually says "looks like somebody's getting ready to watch a ballgame". the guy reaches for his change, and says "yes, i have been trying to get the old lady to quit this stuff, but she won't give it up". he smiles and heads for the door. and i am left facing the lady behind the counter who is watching the guy leave, with her mouth wide open !! the guy walks out the door and turns and you can see him as he gets just just out of her sight and busts a gut laughing. i almost lost it myself.!!!!


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