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to good to be true
i was at the gas station tonight filling up my k20 when this hot little blond pulls up to the next pumpher friend not as atractive pumps there gas while she washes there window. all the while shes eyeballing my truck. even on her way in she's looking back checking it out but says nothing. now she may be only about 20 and me in my 40's but why should i let somthing like that stop me. so i go inside thinking i'm gonna strike up a conversation, i get in line behind her she pulls out a franklin to pay for there fuel then she reaches up on the counter and grabs a tin of snuff her friend hands her a lolly pop she had picked out and she says i don;t want that any more i'm gonna try this new snuff. needless to say i was no longer interested.they leave and the girl behind the counter[another hottie] looksatme andsays thats just wrong. i tell her i knew she was red neck by the way she gauked at my truck but i wasn't ready for that.
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Haha...
...leave to Wisconsin. -Sam. |
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LOL!! :haha:
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:haha:you just made my morning.
Not the dip part but the whole she's 20 and I'm 40 but who gives a damn, You go Man |
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Nothing ruins a good buz like seeing a hot girl put in a three finger dip. |
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should gone after it anyway lol
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talk about the eegee beegee's! :haha:
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While I would agree that dipping would be a turn-off (smoking is the same for me), just HOW HOT WAS SHE? lol Sometimes you just have to take one for the team!
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i have to say it - THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS...
was she a Skoal or Cope girl??? |
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Sounds like the photo shop guys could have some fun making up somthing for this topic.
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Hot chicks ALWAYS hang out with not so hot chicks, I think it makes them feel better about themselves, and the not so hot chick likes it 'cause she gets to talk to "hot guys" she would normally never get to talk to...because the hot chick is there to strike up a conversation. |
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You gotta flip it around and talk to the friend. Then the hot chick gets jealous and wants your attention. |
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I had to look to make sure you weren't from Mississippi.:lol: I've seen some hotties with the worm dirt in their lip.
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A REAL man would of made a move! Come on, man, you don't need to look for Mrs. Right, Mrs. Rightnow is always more fun! I'm pretty sick, though.:lol:
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I googled a little and found this, it’s from an ad campaign in Sweden which was meant to keep young girls from starting with the snuff thing. Unfortunately its not that uncommon among girls over here.:(
I hope I won’t be banned for posting this pic.:) |
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as long as she don`t have to stand up to pee you should be fine...lol
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Sounds like all that was missing was the song "Oh Lord I'm Dancin' With A Man" playin in the background?:bann::haha::four:
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You should have snapped a couple pics so we could really give some assistance on how to handle such a situation. We could have made a chart and voted on which side of the "HOT and Nasty vs. Just Nasty" line she fell!:lol: I attached a word document with the chart but I don't know how to get it to show in the thread without opening it. Sorry. |
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:haha: now that's funny!
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Best Redneck pickup line for Redneck girls:
"Nice tooth." :lol: :dohh: |
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not to steal your thread, but this makes me think of something that happened last fall. I go into a local zippymart to get a dr. pepper on the way home from work. the guy ahead of me at the counter throws a carton of chewing tobacco, and a case of beer on the counter, and hands the lady a hundred. she takes his money and casually says "looks like somebody's getting ready to watch a ballgame". the guy reaches for his change, and says "yes, i have been trying to get the old lady to quit this stuff, but she won't give it up". he smiles and heads for the door. and i am left facing the lady behind the counter who is watching the guy leave, with her mouth wide open !! the guy walks out the door and turns and you can see him as he gets just just out of her sight and busts a gut laughing. i almost lost it myself.!!!!
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