[WorkinLonghorn]

While back I was awakened from sleep by some slight noise outside.I looked out and saw a crew breaking into my neighbors car.In my semi sleep-walking state I grabbed the 20 Ga I had and squeezed off a round of bird shot into the tree above where they were.Boy did that wake me up fast!!! Put away the shotgun.Looked out again and guess what,no more crew.When the neighbor got back in town he commented how weird it was that they broke his window but left his cell phone just sitting there.The other neighbor,a cute little blond,was pissed,said "what if there was a bird sleeping in that tree!?"
(This is in a dense residential neighborhood of L.A.)