Osama and the 72 Virginians

[1974ChevyC10]

this isnt meant to be political i just got it in an email and thought it was funny.read on and enjoy


After his death, Osama bin Laden went by heaven.

There he was greeted by George Washington who proceeded to slap him
across the face and yell: "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped
conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted:
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said: "This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama with a long cane
and said: "It was evil men like you who provided me the inspiration to
pen
the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the
terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an angel
appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the angel: "This is not what you
promised me!

" The angel replied: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

[cliffsta]

lol funny, but not as funny as your signature "id rather push a chevy than drive a ford" i gotta remember that one

[screwballl]

i heard one similar to that but was a bit more recent.

Osama ran a suicide mission and killed both GW and John Kerry.
In heaven, GW walked up to him and beat him merciless. Afterwards Kerry walks up and says "I tried to get elected to reduce the national defense so severely that it would have helped you but he beat the **** out of me too!"

I know, theres some weird emails floating around.