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79 blue monster · 07-27-2013, 11:04 PM

Post up any funny sayings about squarebodys or lowered trucks!

example: "Praise the lowered"
"low life"

Brockwaykid · 07-27-2013, 11:30 PM

lowered, for those who cant get it up
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Mikec10 · 07-31-2013, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Brockwaykid

lowered, for those who cant get it up
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I feel like there should be more

Lift kits, for those who cant get it up. stickers.

79 blue monster · 07-31-2013, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikec10

I feel like there should be more

Lift kits, for those who cant get it up. stickers.

hahaha that's the best one yet!

Daveyboy1983 · 07-27-2013, 11:41 PM

"If it don't scrape it ain't low!"

INSIDIOUS '86 · 07-28-2013, 12:26 AM

Squarodynamic lowering
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meatwagon83 · 07-28-2013, 12:47 AM

bags are for groceries and old ladys!

Russell · 07-28-2013, 06:22 AM

Maybe not totally appropriate but I saw a newer slammed dually the other day with a back window sticker that said "Fat chicks welcome... Its a 1 ton!" on it. I laughed, haha

79 blue monster · 07-28-2013, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Russell

Maybe not totally appropriate but I saw a newer slammed dually the other day with a back window sticker that said "Fat chicks welcome... Its a 1 ton!" on it. I laughed, haha

hahahaha
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f.monroe · 07-29-2013, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by meatwagon83

bags are for groceries and old ladys!

That's totally not what the original poster was looking for.
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Mikec10 · 07-28-2013, 09:25 AM

"Life begins at zero psi" lol see that sticker at a couple shows occasionally.

gchemist · 07-28-2013, 06:25 PM

I went to car show at a school a few years ago. A student walked in front of my truck. Since it was lowered he stopped in front of it and looked it. He said, "it's so flat, cool". He was referring to the front grill. I guess he had never seen something so "flat".

mongoose · 07-28-2013, 06:43 PM

"you've ruined it"

lotta people say that.. i always laugh lol.

meatwagon83 · 07-28-2013, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

"you've ruined it"

quoted for truth!

96twodoor · 07-29-2013, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

"you've ruined it"

lotta people say that.. i always laugh lol.

x3 people tell me that all the time

StarDust · 07-28-2013, 07:47 PM

well since my truck is a long bed and all my friends have short beds they always bash me for the long bed like they say all i need is to cut 2 feet because long beds are ugly just tell me i rather have it long than short

mongoose · 07-29-2013, 07:12 PM

dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that.

Mikec10 · 07-29-2013, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that.

You mean dumb rednecks?

meatwagon83 · 07-29-2013, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that.

the same kind that say, "you should bag your truck and put 22s on it" douchebags with straight billed ball caps and their pants hanging off their asses!

Redcap · 07-29-2013, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by meatwagon83

the same kind that say, "you should bag your truck and put 22s on it" douchebags with straight billed ball caps and their pants hanging off their asses!

qft.

i heart square bodys · 07-31-2013, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by meatwagon83

the same kind that say, "you should bag your truck and put 22s on it" douchebags with straight billed ball caps and their pants hanging off their asses!

better then the over curved bass pro hat and greasy **** covered boots :P the wal-mart sunglasses are always a cliche around here too hahaha most of em around here have rusted out dodges and 2wds with mud tires though aha

meatwagon83 · 07-31-2013, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by i heart square bodys

better then the over curved bass pro hat and greasy **** covered boots :P the wal-mart sunglasses are always a cliche around here too hahaha most of em around here have rusted out dodges and 2wds with mud tires though aha

no, it isnt better

Tom · 08-01-2013, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by i heart square bodys

better then the over curved bass pro hat and greasy **** covered boots

Dam.... I curve the hell out of my hats and I help my mom with her horses from time to time. Guess I better lift something

Hubscrub · 08-01-2013, 09:15 PM

I have lifted and lowered what does that make me

and i curve my hats and don't have big wheels

trends are not my thing

meatwagon83 · 07-29-2013, 07:58 PM

are we gonna start name calling?

07-27-2013, 11:04 PM	#1
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07-27-2013, 11:30 PM	#2
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07-27-2013, 11:41 PM	#5
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07-28-2013, 12:47 AM	#7
meatwagon83 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Preble county ohio Posts: 1,914	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? bags are for groceries and old ladys! __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!!"-Early Kyler

07-28-2013, 06:22 AM	#8
Russell Professional Grade Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fort McMurray, Alberta Posts: 7,915	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? Maybe not totally appropriate but I saw a newer slammed dually the other day with a back window sticker that said "Fat chicks welcome... Its a 1 ton!" on it. I laughed, haha __________________ 1995 Chevrolet 2 Door Tahoe (6.6L LBZ Duramax / ZF6 / NP241 with 1 ton solid axle swap)

07-28-2013, 09:25 AM	#11
Mikec10 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 293	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? "Life begins at zero psi" lol see that sticker at a couple shows occasionally. __________________ 1980 C10 SWB Yukon 5.3/5 speed 3.73 gears.

07-28-2013, 06:25 PM	#12
gchemist BAD BOW-Silverado XST Join Date: May 2000 Location: Senior Member from Austin, TX Posts: 6,431	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? I went to car show at a school a few years ago. A student walked in front of my truck. Since it was lowered he stopped in front of it and looked it. He said, "it's so flat, cool". He was referring to the front grill. I guess he had never seen something so "flat". __________________ Gerardo a.k.a. Mad Chemist Silverado XST videos

07-28-2013, 06:43 PM	#13
mongoose Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: slurrey, bc. Posts: 1,134	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? "you've ruined it" lotta people say that.. i always laugh lol. __________________ -'73 c/10 - Low with Go - will be complete... probably never. -'90 2wd Blazer - well... soon enough anyways. -'84 SWB - the daily gas guzzler.

07-28-2013, 07:47 PM	#16
StarDust Registered User Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Houston Tx Posts: 218	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? well since my truck is a long bed and all my friends have short beds they always bash me for the long bed like they say all i need is to cut 2 feet because long beds are ugly just tell me i rather have it long than short

07-29-2013, 07:12 PM	#17
mongoose Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: slurrey, bc. Posts: 1,134	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that. __________________ -'73 c/10 - Low with Go - will be complete... probably never. -'90 2wd Blazer - well... soon enough anyways. -'84 SWB - the daily gas guzzler.

08-01-2013, 09:15 PM	#24
Hubscrub Cruzin Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: on the road Posts: 2,835	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? I have lifted and lowered what does that make me and i curve my hats and don't have big wheels trends are not my thing __________________ Lime Wife's 67https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...wZEMODaS2d94u8 Back to the Fifties 59 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...NAeStpydfrcj_U Proverbs 3:5,6 "Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything."Charles Kuralt In memory of our first baby daughter, daddy and mommy love you. Danica Grace 6/26/14

07-29-2013, 07:58 PM	#25
meatwagon83 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Preble county ohio Posts: 1,914	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? are we gonna start name calling? __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!!"-Early Kyler

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