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LudwigTheMad · 03-23-2003, 01:43 AM

In Responce to a "I'm Lost Comment"

Well let me give you directions, first you have to back track and make a right on Albaquirky (instead of a left), merge onto the Highway From Hell, when you get to the split, half of you goes right, the other half left (one of you is talking the high road the other the low road).

After half of you is left and the other half right, you get into a political argument, of couse you need a referee..and wala #3. Of course there is a fowl on the play and he throws a yellow flag...now hang on it gets tricky...

Because of the fowl, the primitive side of you spits off to go hunting...this is called the Fuddium split.(#4)

And because the left side and right side can never agree on anything without a referee, and that one is current ocupied with checking #4's gun permits (after all guns arn't allowed at political rallys without a permit....) another spits to check the slow motion replay to find out where the fowl came from.......(#5)

Of couse the fowl is the Chicken that Crossed the Road making a cameo apperance in order to raise sales, this doesn't tell #5 where the chicken came from, of couse bringing up the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg....

watch out it get worse........

well #' 1-5 can't answer that question so a historian pops up to research the origan of the question, and the joke (now you know where all the bad jokes come from........) #6.

Of couse you can't raise sails without a Captain to order it.....(#7)
And you need a Cook for the left over chicken and eggs (#8)

At this point #3 and #5 get together and decide to sell the whole damn team, and in a desperate attempt at self preservation, you split again so you can by yourself.....(#9)

At this point the original personality (#1) loses his mind completely rips his clothes off, curls up in the corner, and starts making funny noises...thus #1 becomes #10....

and because you medically can't have a multible personalities without one of them that knows all of them, and can manage to keep them from fighting long enough for you to get something done.....#3 no longer needing to referee for #1 and #2 as #1 is now #10 he moves into the #1 slot (having of couse the best qualifications and experience for the job)

This leaves the # 3 slot open, which was filled when I bought my first 72 suburban and decided to hot rod it (who in their right mind hot rods a burb???).....of couse not long after I discoved this board.........

The rest is history, Which #6 is currently looking into.

yellowgmc · 03-23-2003, 02:54 AM

well that explains it, i think?

O'l Buck · 03-23-2003, 03:01 AM

Ok, now I understand completely!!!!!!

*Phillip Johnson* · 03-23-2003, 05:10 AM

My head is spinning.. Get me my Prozac please

Hooter · 03-23-2003, 05:29 AM

well if you put it that way, ya

72shadetree · 03-23-2003, 07:25 AM

sounds just like you lol

*racedvl* · 03-23-2003, 09:07 AM

Sounds like me trying to figure out my taxes. . . . . .

**Yukon Jack** · 03-23-2003, 10:06 AM

It's Sunday morning and you expect me to understand all of that! Your insane, well, I guess I'm partially right, aren't I!

Blue Beard · 03-23-2003, 10:08 AM

Either I'm blonde or insane.........because I think I understand................seems like I've been there before.............

TODDS 72 · 03-23-2003, 10:20 AM

man....thank god i'm not the only one.......lol

big blue 72 · 03-23-2003, 11:44 AM

HAH! sounds like when the Doc told me I'd lost my mind.

IT WAS IN THE TRUCK THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barn9 · 03-23-2003, 12:15 PM

Hot damn! It all makes sense now! Doesn't it?????

Blue Beard · 03-23-2003, 12:39 PM

big blue 72

Was that the doc in the white coat?

LudwigTheMad · 03-23-2003, 01:07 PM

Just remember guys, that is how ludwig got started.........there have been a few personel changes....but we wont get into that.......

*dtlilly* · 03-23-2003, 01:10 PM

Uh...yeah......right. Right?

LudwigTheMad · 03-23-2003, 01:12 PM

#1 was right, but he lost it remember.....now is # 10.....

Blue Beard · 03-23-2003, 01:16 PM

Yah, but remember they say the mind is the second thing to go....................

lpaine · 03-23-2003, 04:44 PM

The scary thing is I think I understand what he is saying..........Hmmmm

pissonNOS · 03-23-2003, 04:55 PM

does this guy have nothing better to do

LudwigTheMad · 03-23-2003, 05:00 PM

well pissing nos, this is my "get away" considering I have 6 people in my house......

I'd go out and work on my burb.....but I can't seem to find it...oh yea thats right I had to sell it so I could feed a few hungry mouths....

If you don't like it, go take a dip in Lake Louise in the winter.....

oh and you obviously have nothing better to do, after all you read and replyed to it.....

pissonNOS · 03-23-2003, 05:03 PM

you have six people in the house I guess being crazy goes along with that .......lake louise is frozen

**Palf70Step** · 03-23-2003, 06:59 PM

Last time I understood a conversation like this I had drank way to much. It all made sense then, but that was after enough Korean alcohol to run the NHRA finals (all of them).

greasemonkey · 03-23-2003, 08:46 PM

No women personalities? Too bad. Of course then you might fall in love with yourself.

casey · 03-23-2003, 09:08 PM

Man, and they moved my post on what tunes do like to listen to in your truck, over to general discussion, and this quailifies for 67-72 discussion board

LudwigTheMad · 03-23-2003, 09:12 PM

I know lake louise is frozen.....and don't take what I said to seriously....Pnos.........all in good fun

Yea 6 of us Me, My wife, my step daughter, her fiance, their baby boy and my little girl.........(it would make you nucking futz tooooo)

Hey greassymonkeyboy......yes there are at least 2 female personalities........but only one of them actually likes other women...the straight one kinda has to turn the other way at night sometimes, if you know what I mean.......lol

lucky for me it's majority rules.......otherwise I would look like a dog chasing it's tail....more often..............

of couse it qualifies on the 67-72 side of things, after all if case you didn't notice, a 72 burb was the reason for the final split off.............it's my way of warning you all what can happen.....

03-23-2003, 12:15 PM	#12
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03-23-2003, 12:39 PM	#13
Blue Beard Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 8,831	big blue 72 Was that the doc in the white coat? __________________ 1970 Chev CST 2003 Harley Fatboy 1975 Chevrolet Step Van 1956 Chev Bel Air 1977 Blazer 2WD For Sale $3000.00 1978 Blazer 2WD For Sale $7000.00 1978 Silverado 2005 Monte Carlo

03-23-2003, 01:07 PM	#14
LudwigTheMad Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Location: Ramona, CA Posts: 2,033	Just remember guys, that is how ludwig got started.........there have been a few personel changes....but we wont get into that....... __________________ That's right, I'm back in the game again. No it's not pink..... 1972 Blue and White Suburban.

03-23-2003, 01:12 PM	#16
LudwigTheMad Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Location: Ramona, CA Posts: 2,033	#1 was right, but he lost it remember.....now is # 10..... __________________ That's right, I'm back in the game again. No it's not pink..... 1972 Blue and White Suburban.

03-23-2003, 01:16 PM	#17
Blue Beard Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 8,831	Yah, but remember they say the mind is the second thing to go.................... __________________ 1970 Chev CST 2003 Harley Fatboy 1975 Chevrolet Step Van 1956 Chev Bel Air 1977 Blazer 2WD For Sale $3000.00 1978 Blazer 2WD For Sale $7000.00 1978 Silverado 2005 Monte Carlo

03-23-2003, 01:43 AM	#1
LudwigTheMad Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Location: Ramona, CA Posts: 2,033	the Creation of Ludwig..(taken from "I Found Him") In Responce to a "I'm Lost Comment" Well let me give you directions, first you have to back track and make a right on Albaquirky (instead of a left), merge onto the Highway From Hell, when you get to the split, half of you goes right, the other half left (one of you is talking the high road the other the low road). After half of you is left and the other half right, you get into a political argument, of couse you need a referee..and wala #3. Of course there is a fowl on the play and he throws a yellow flag...now hang on it gets tricky... Because of the fowl, the primitive side of you spits off to go hunting...this is called the Fuddium split.(#4) And because the left side and right side can never agree on anything without a referee, and that one is current ocupied with checking #4's gun permits (after all guns arn't allowed at political rallys without a permit....) another spits to check the slow motion replay to find out where the fowl came from.......(#5) Of couse the fowl is the Chicken that Crossed the Road making a cameo apperance in order to raise sales, this doesn't tell #5 where the chicken came from, of couse bringing up the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg.... watch out it get worse........ well #' 1-5 can't answer that question so a historian pops up to research the origan of the question, and the joke (now you know where all the bad jokes come from........) #6. Of couse you can't raise sails without a Captain to order it.....(#7) And you need a Cook for the left over chicken and eggs (#8) At this point #3 and #5 get together and decide to sell the whole damn team, and in a desperate attempt at self preservation, you split again so you can by yourself.....(#9) At this point the original personality (#1) loses his mind completely rips his clothes off, curls up in the corner, and starts making funny noises...thus #1 becomes #10.... and because you medically can't have a multible personalities without one of them that knows all of them, and can manage to keep them from fighting long enough for you to get something done.....#3 no longer needing to referee for #1 and #2 as #1 is now #10 he moves into the #1 slot (having of couse the best qualifications and experience for the job) This leaves the # 3 slot open, which was filled when I bought my first 72 suburban and decided to hot rod it (who in their right mind hot rods a burb???).....of couse not long after I discoved this board......... The rest is history, Which #6 is currently looking into. __________________ That's right, I'm back in the game again. No it's not pink..... 1972 Blue and White Suburban. Last edited by LudwigTheMad; 03-23-2003 at 01:50 AM.

03-23-2003, 02:54 AM	#2
yellowgmc Getting cabin fever?!?!?! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: chisholm, mn Posts: 1,679	well that explains it, i think? __________________ Member of the Discs Up Front Club 1972 GMC 1500 1994 F-150 XL 4x4 Tact is for people not whitty enough to be sarcastic

03-23-2003, 03:01 AM	#3
O'l Buck Recovering Truck Driver Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Orleans, NE USA Posts: 1,883	Ok, now I understand completely!!!!!! __________________ 67 K-20 350, SM465, Eaton rear, 4.56 no spin option 00 Dodge 2500 4x4, 24V cummins, 5 speed Chad South Central Nebraska

03-23-2003, 05:10 AM	#4
Phillip Johnson Account Suspended Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Grants Pass, Oregon Posts: 1,579	My head is spinning.. Get me my Prozac please

03-23-2003, 05:29 AM	#5
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03-23-2003, 07:25 AM	#6
72shadetree KEEP ON TRUCKING Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: martinsville va Posts: 2,563	sounds just like you lol __________________ 72 cheyenne 2wd lwb 71 k20 sons bassett va

03-23-2003, 09:07 AM	#7
racedvl Account Suspended Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Woodstock, IL Posts: 7,020	Sounds like me trying to figure out my taxes. . . . . .

03-23-2003, 10:06 AM	#8
Yukon Jack Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Rose Hill, KS, USA Posts: 12,686	It's Sunday morning and you expect me to understand all of that! Your insane, well, I guess I'm partially right, aren't I! __________________ 1970 Blazer with a 400 sbc and 4" lift 1980 Pontiac Trans Am, 455 Oldsmobile 2012 Kawasaki Concours 14

03-23-2003, 10:08 AM	#9
Blue Beard Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Washington State Posts: 8,831	Either I'm blonde or insane.........because I think I understand................seems like I've been there before............. __________________ 1970 Chev CST 2003 Harley Fatboy 1975 Chevrolet Step Van 1956 Chev Bel Air 1977 Blazer 2WD For Sale $3000.00 1978 Blazer 2WD For Sale $7000.00 1978 Silverado 2005 Monte Carlo

03-23-2003, 10:20 AM	#10
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03-23-2003, 11:44 AM	#11
big blue 72 Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: hamilton,ohio,usa Posts: 1,499	HAH! sounds like when the Doc told me I'd lost my mind. IT WAS IN THE TRUCK THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-23-2003, 01:10 PM	#15
dtlilly Account Suspended Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Shadow of Lambeau Field Posts: 5,597	Uh...yeah......right. Right?

03-23-2003, 04:44 PM	#18
lpaine Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Parksville, B.C. Canada Posts: 637	The scary thing is I think I understand what he is saying..........Hmmmm __________________ 1969 G.M.C 3/4 Ton 920 (Canadian Version) 307 3 speed, currently apart 1998 Chevy 1/2 ton ex cab V-6 5 speed 1967 Chevy SWB - project truck; not started just yet

03-23-2003, 04:55 PM	#19
pissonNOS senior member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: fort macleod alberta Posts: 2,770	does this guy have nothing better to do __________________ 69 GMC bagged

03-23-2003, 05:00 PM	#20
LudwigTheMad Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Location: Ramona, CA Posts: 2,033	well pissing nos, this is my "get away" considering I have 6 people in my house...... I'd go out and work on my burb.....but I can't seem to find it...oh yea thats right I had to sell it so I could feed a few hungry mouths.... If you don't like it, go take a dip in Lake Louise in the winter..... oh and you obviously have nothing better to do, after all you read and replyed to it..... __________________ That's right, I'm back in the game again. No it's not pink..... 1972 Blue and White Suburban.

03-23-2003, 05:03 PM	#21
pissonNOS senior member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: fort macleod alberta Posts: 2,770	you have six people in the house I guess being crazy goes along with that .......lake louise is frozen __________________ 69 GMC bagged

03-23-2003, 06:59 PM	#22
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 47,269	Last time I understood a conversation like this I had drank way to much. It all made sense then, but that was after enough Korean alcohol to run the NHRA finals (all of them). __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

03-23-2003, 08:46 PM	#23
greasemonkey Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Pace, FL Posts: 2,155	No women personalities? Too bad. Of course then you might fall in love with yourself. __________________ 1942 Master Deluxe 1969 C/10 1985 Blazer CUCV 1987 Jimmy 2004 Tahoe 2005 Silverado 1500 2005 Silverado 3500

03-23-2003, 09:08 PM	#24
casey Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kelowna B.C. Canada Posts: 2,048	Man, and they moved my post on what tunes do like to listen to in your truck, over to general discussion, and this quailifies for 67-72 discussion board

03-23-2003, 09:12 PM	#25
LudwigTheMad Registered User Join Date: May 2000 Location: Ramona, CA Posts: 2,033	I know lake louise is frozen.....and don't take what I said to seriously....Pnos.........all in good fun Yea 6 of us Me, My wife, my step daughter, her fiance, their baby boy and my little girl.........(it would make you nucking futz tooooo) Hey greassymonkeyboy......yes there are at least 2 female personalities........but only one of them actually likes other women...the straight one kinda has to turn the other way at night sometimes, if you know what I mean.......lol lucky for me it's majority rules.......otherwise I would look like a dog chasing it's tail....more often.............. of couse it qualifies on the 67-72 side of things, after all if case you didn't notice, a 72 burb was the reason for the final split off.............it's my way of warning you all what can happen..... __________________ That's right, I'm back in the game again. No it's not pink..... 1972 Blue and White Suburban. Last edited by LudwigTheMad; 03-23-2003 at 09:14 PM.

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