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Old 03-16-2022, 07:23 AM   #1351
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Old 03-17-2022, 02:13 PM   #1353
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Old 03-18-2022, 08:29 PM   #1354
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Old 03-18-2022, 09:40 PM   #1355
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I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine....
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Old 03-18-2022, 10:26 PM   #1357
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Old 03-19-2022, 02:17 PM   #1359
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Old 03-19-2022, 02:29 PM   #1360
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Old 03-19-2022, 05:09 PM   #1361
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This morning on the way to school.

My 10-year old daughter raises her eyebrow and says (very concerned)…

“Um dad… why does your truck have an eject button?”

I suppose she has never used a CD player. lol

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"Well, darlin' daughter, that's for the ejection seat you're sittin' on. So mind your Ps & Qs."
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We just adopted two kittens from under our porch. The mom is feral; these guys were probably a couple weeks old when we brought them in.

It took about 15 minutes to domesticate them.

It made me imagine what it must have been like to domesticate the first cats:

Saber Tooth Tiger: "Bruh - Imma eat you".

Cave man: "Here - eat some of this previously killed food and lay by the fire, while I scratch between your ears".

Saber Tooth Tiger: "Well....I guess this is ok - for now. I'll probably eat you tomorrow. After I nap".

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The scales said I weigh 230 lbs this morning.

I identify as 190 lbs.

I feel much better now.
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[QUOTE=Keith Seymore;9059400]We just adopted two kittens from under our porch. The mom is feral; these guys were probably a couple weeks old when we brought them in.

It took about 15 minutes to domesticate them. /QUOTE]


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