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Old 04-04-2021, 11:58 AM   #551
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That's funny... The neighbors are staring me because I'm laugh all by myself.....
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So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me)
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
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Need one of those for my wife!

I was walking down the street and a blonde woman waved at me from across the street.
She ran over to say Hi and saw the confused look on my face.
She apologized and just said, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."
I retorted, "Don't apologize, you were correct, I AM someone else!"
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I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’
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I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’
No joke: have you seen the things supposedly said by young children about previous lives ???
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No joke: have you seen the things supposedly said by young children about previous lives ???
It reminds of those guys who got recycled in boot camp. Once through was enough for me, but some guys would have to re-do a week or two. That was back in '73. The Category IV (educable mentally retarded) guys were allowed up to 6 months to graduate boot camp. I'm not sure that that is true any more, but the Navy is always going to need bilge rats and bos'ns mates, so maybe it is. Before anyone hollers about bos'ns, I was a bilge rat, AKA, hole snipe.
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It reminds of those guys who got recycled in boot camp. Once through was enough for me, but some guys would have to re-do a week or two. That was back in '73. The Category IV (educable mentally retarded) guys were allowed up to 6 months to graduate boot camp. I'm not sure that that is true any more, but the Navy is always going to need bilge rats and bos'ns mates, so maybe it is. Before anyone hollers about bos'ns, I was a bilge rat, AKA, hole snipe.
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Those are some funny ones.
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Slow down!
That's pretty good too.
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