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Old 10-31-2021, 01:05 PM   #1051
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There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck".
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Old 10-31-2021, 04:03 PM   #1052
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Old 11-06-2021, 08:22 AM   #1053
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Old 11-11-2021, 10:43 PM   #1054
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Old 11-12-2021, 12:55 AM   #1055
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That makes we want to hurl...
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Old 11-12-2021, 07:18 AM   #1056
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that makes we want to hurl...
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Old 11-12-2021, 10:07 AM   #1057
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I just threw up in my mouth..
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Old 11-12-2021, 12:19 PM   #1058
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Just bought me a new table saw
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Old 11-12-2021, 01:18 PM   #1059
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.
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Old 11-12-2021, 01:57 PM   #1060
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.
Apparently it's easily portable from site to site as well.....
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Old 11-12-2021, 02:20 PM   #1061
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Technically, it's a desk saw...
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Old 11-12-2021, 03:59 PM   #1062
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Technically, it's a desk saw...
I thought that was nap-time at work....
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Old 11-12-2021, 05:25 PM   #1063
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I've always heard that necessity is the mother of invention - now I have seen it with my own eyes!
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Old 11-12-2021, 06:54 PM   #1064
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Old 11-13-2021, 09:41 AM   #1065
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Old 11-13-2021, 11:41 AM   #1066
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Old 11-13-2021, 11:46 AM   #1067
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I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run
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Old 11-13-2021, 12:11 PM   #1068
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Old 11-13-2021, 01:10 PM   #1069
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Old 11-13-2021, 03:47 PM   #1070
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Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!
Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.
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Old 11-13-2021, 06:04 PM   #1072
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That is a good one there. You just know at least one phone call was made to 911.
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Old 11-13-2021, 10:45 PM   #1073
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I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.
My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it
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I bought a tiller for $100 because the owner said it wouldn't run. It was brand-new. I took it home and decided to see what was wrong with it. I noticed the tank was empty, so I put some gas in it so I could do my diagnosis. I pulled the starter cord and it fired right up. That was five years ago, and I haven't done anything with it but put gas in it and hose it off when I'm done using it.
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