Joke Thread - Page 46 - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

**Ol Blue K20** · 12-16-2021, 08:35 AM

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Now that's scary!!!

LT7A · 12-16-2021, 05:00 PM

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Now that's scary!!!

And it's on an OBS Chevy or GMC... Great.

**Getter-Done** · 12-17-2021, 10:28 PM

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**LockDoc** · 12-18-2021, 12:51 AM

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Escort

Last time I tried to order a 34 year old Escort online my wife got really mad....

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LockDoc

**Stocker** · 12-18-2021, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by LockDoc

Last time I tried to order a 34 year old Escort online my wife got really mad....

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**Ol Blue K20** · 12-18-2021, 09:07 AM

**richard2717** · 12-18-2021, 03:51 PM

Kidney

**Getter-Done** · 12-18-2021, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Kidney

Is that all they got from you?

truckster · 12-18-2021, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done

Is that all they got from you?

I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.

**Getter-Done** · 12-18-2021, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.

Maybe along these lines

**richard2717** · 12-22-2021, 10:26 AM

They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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**Sheepdip** · 12-22-2021, 11:28 PM

I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license!

**Getter-Done** · 12-23-2021, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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Was That your Birthday Present ?????

Ground hog Day??

Link: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...9CC7&FORM=VIRE

my56chevytruck · 12-23-2021, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

daats a good one richard2717

**Getter-Done** · 12-23-2021, 07:32 PM

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**Ol Blue K20** · 12-24-2021, 07:02 AM

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I think someone is afraid of the dark....

**richard2717** · 12-24-2021, 10:00 AM

bolt

**richard2717** · 12-24-2021, 05:44 PM

giggle

**Getter-Done** · 12-24-2021, 05:50 PM

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**Getter-Done** · 12-26-2021, 03:57 PM

With this warm weather

I fired up the Hot Tub

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**dmjlambert** · 12-26-2021, 04:17 PM

Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.

**Ol Blue K20** · 12-26-2021, 06:29 PM

Let's see your electric car run the tub!!

**Boog** · 12-26-2021, 07:08 PM

Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you?

**Ol Blue K20** · 12-26-2021, 07:41 PM

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Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you?

**richard2717** · 12-29-2021, 08:43 AM

report

12-17-2021, 10:28 PM	#1128
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,683	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-18-2021, 09:07 AM	#1131
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 16,368	Re: Joke Thread __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man R.I.P. FleetsidePaul

12-18-2021, 03:51 PM	#1132
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,158	Re: Joke Thread Kidney Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-22-2021, 10:26 AM	#1136
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,158	Re: Joke Thread They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it. . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-22-2021, 11:28 PM	#1137
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,706	Re: Joke Thread I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license!

12-23-2021, 07:32 PM	#1140
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,683	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-24-2021, 10:00 AM	#1142
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,158	Re: Joke Thread bolt Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-24-2021, 05:44 PM	#1143
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,158	Re: Joke Thread giggle Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-24-2021, 05:50 PM	#1144
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,683	Re: Joke Thread . __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-26-2021, 03:57 PM	#1145
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,683	Re: Joke Thread With this warm weather I fired up the Hot Tub __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ The early bird gets the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-26-2021, 04:17 PM	#1146
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,949	Re: Joke Thread Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.

12-26-2021, 06:29 PM	#1147
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 16,368	Re: Joke Thread Let's see your electric car run the tub!! __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man R.I.P. FleetsidePaul

12-26-2021, 07:08 PM	#1148
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,675	Re: Joke Thread Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you? __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

12-29-2021, 08:43 AM	#1150
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,158	Re: Joke Thread report Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.



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