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Last time I tried to order a 34 year old Escort online my wife got really mad.... ![]() ![]() LockDoc
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Kidney
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I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.
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Maybe along these lines
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They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.
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I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license! |
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Ground hog Day?? Link: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...9CC7&FORM=VIRE
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With this warm weather
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Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.
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Let's see your electric car run the tub!!
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Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you?
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