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**Boog** · 03-16-2022, 07:23 AM

Naked

**richard2717** · 03-17-2022, 10:30 AM

strip

**richard2717** · 03-17-2022, 02:13 PM

tri

**Boog** · 03-18-2022, 08:29 PM

Ribbit

**Stocker** · 03-18-2022, 09:40 PM

I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine....

**davischevy** · 03-18-2022, 10:14 PM

Insert here.

**Boog** · 03-18-2022, 10:26 PM

**richard2717** · 03-19-2022, 02:00 PM

nut

**Boog** · 03-19-2022, 02:17 PM

Well versed

**richard2717** · 03-19-2022, 02:29 PM

arch

**Boog** · 03-19-2022, 05:09 PM

Buddin trees

**Palf70Step** · 03-19-2022, 07:06 PM

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**Ol Blue K20** · 03-20-2022, 09:14 AM

Some funny ones guys!

**richard2717** · 03-23-2022, 11:26 AM

jog

**Getter-Done** · 03-23-2022, 10:11 PM

**Boog** · 03-23-2022, 11:37 PM

Kevin

**richard2717** · 03-29-2022, 08:06 AM

age

**richard2717** · 03-30-2022, 04:35 PM

stand

**68bowtie** · 03-30-2022, 11:29 PM

This morning on the way to school.

My 10-year old daughter raises her eyebrow and says (very concerned)…

“Um dad… why does your truck have an eject button?”

I suppose she has never used a CD player. lol

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**Stocker** · 03-30-2022, 11:42 PM

"Well, darlin' daughter, that's for the ejection seat you're sittin' on. So mind your Ps & Qs."

72 tigger · 03-31-2022, 06:22 AM

Dogs

Keith Seymore · 03-31-2022, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 72 tigger

Dogs

We just adopted two kittens from under our porch. The mom is feral; these guys were probably a couple weeks old when we brought them in.

It took about 15 minutes to domesticate them.

It made me imagine what it must have been like to domesticate the first cats:

Saber Tooth Tiger: "Bruh - Imma eat you".

Cave man: "Here - eat some of this previously killed food and lay by the fire, while I scratch between your ears".

Saber Tooth Tiger: "Well....I guess this is ok - for now. I'll probably eat you tomorrow. After I nap".

K

**Palf70Step** · 03-31-2022, 09:30 AM

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**davischevy** · 03-31-2022, 11:01 AM

The scales said I weigh 230 lbs this morning.

I identify as 190 lbs.

I feel much better now.

**Boog** · 03-31-2022, 11:56 AM

[QUOTE=Keith Seymore;9059400]We just adopted two kittens from under our porch. The mom is feral; these guys were probably a couple weeks old when we brought them in.

It took about 15 minutes to domesticate them. /QUOTE]

Oh man. They own you now.

03-16-2022, 07:23 AM	#1351
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread Naked Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-17-2022, 10:30 AM	#1352
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03-17-2022, 02:13 PM	#1353
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread tri Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-18-2022, 08:29 PM	#1354
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread Ribbit Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-18-2022, 09:40 PM	#1355
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,722	Re: Joke Thread I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine.... __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

03-18-2022, 10:14 PM	#1356
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,860	Re: Joke Thread Insert here. Attached Images __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

03-18-2022, 10:26 PM	#1357
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-19-2022, 02:00 PM	#1358
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread nut Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-19-2022, 02:17 PM	#1359
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread Well versed Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-19-2022, 02:29 PM	#1360
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread arch Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-19-2022, 05:09 PM	#1361
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread Buddin trees Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-19-2022, 07:06 PM	#1362
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 47,223	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

03-20-2022, 09:14 AM	#1363
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03-23-2022, 11:26 AM	#1364
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread jog Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-23-2022, 10:11 PM	#1365
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03-23-2022, 11:37 PM	#1366
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread Kevin Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-29-2022, 08:06 AM	#1367
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread age Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-30-2022, 04:35 PM	#1368
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread stand Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-30-2022, 11:29 PM	#1369
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,795	Re: Joke Thread This morning on the way to school. My 10-year old daughter raises her eyebrow and says (very concerned)… “Um dad… why does your truck have an eject button?” I suppose she has never used a CD player. lol __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

03-30-2022, 11:42 PM	#1370
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,722	Re: Joke Thread "Well, darlin' daughter, that's for the ejection seat you're sittin' on. So mind your Ps & Qs." __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

03-31-2022, 06:22 AM	#1371
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03-31-2022, 09:30 AM	#1373
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 47,223	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

03-31-2022, 11:01 AM	#1374
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,860	Re: Joke Thread The scales said I weigh 230 lbs this morning. I identify as 190 lbs. I feel much better now. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

03-31-2022, 11:56 AM	#1375
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread [QUOTE=Keith Seymore;9059400]We just adopted two kittens from under our porch. The mom is feral; these guys were probably a couple weeks old when we brought them in. It took about 15 minutes to domesticate them. /QUOTE] Oh man. They own you now. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

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