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1974ChevyC10 · 08-03-2004, 01:03 AM

this isnt meant to be political i just got it in an email and thought it was funny.read on and enjoy

After his death, Osama bin Laden went by heaven.

There he was greeted by George Washington who proceeded to slap him
across the face and yell: "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped
conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted:
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said: "This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama with a long cane
and said: "It was evil men like you who provided me the inspiration to
pen
the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the
terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an angel
appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the angel: "This is not what you
promised me!

" The angel replied: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

cliffsta · 08-03-2004, 01:55 AM

lol funny, but not as funny as your signature "id rather push a chevy than drive a ford" i gotta remember that one

screwballl · 08-03-2004, 01:20 PM

i heard one similar to that but was a bit more recent.

Osama ran a suicide mission and killed both GW and John Kerry.
In heaven, GW walked up to him and beat him merciless. Afterwards Kerry walks up and says "I tried to get elected to reduce the national defense so severely that it would have helped you but he beat the **** out of me too!"

I know, theres some weird emails floating around.

08-03-2004, 01:03 AM	#1
1974ChevyC10 Overworked and Underlaid Join Date: May 2002 Location: Flagstaff,Arizona Posts: 1,279	Osama and the 72 Virginians this isnt meant to be political i just got it in an email and thought it was funny.read on and enjoy After his death, Osama bin Laden went by heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell: "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted: "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said: "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama with a long cane and said: "It was evil men like you who provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!" These beatings and thrashings continued as John Randolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the angel: "This is not what you promised me! " The angel replied: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?" __________________ I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford The Beast-1978 C10 LWB Red-1978 C10 LWB (Uncle Mike)Michael Henry Millett 11/5/1957 to 03/08/2012 Gone but will never be forgotten-RIP (Uncle Chuck)Charles Manning Gulbronsen Sr 1956-2012 Taken from us to soon but you will live on in our hearts-RIP

08-03-2004, 01:55 AM	#2
cliffsta Stepsides RULE Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pineville, LA Posts: 1,921	lol funny, but not as funny as your signature "id rather push a chevy than drive a ford" i gotta remember that one __________________ 1981 Chevy C10 Custom Deluxe Stepside 350 V8, headers, side exhausts, 3-speed auto SOLD 1980 Chevy C10 Custum Deluxe Stepside 305 V8, Edelbrock Performer Intake, Edelbrock 1406 600CFM 4-barrel, TH350C. Bent rod. SOLD 1984 GMC Sierra Classic Longbed 6.2L Diesel SOLD 2009 Kawasaki KLX-250S too many mods for this signature 1999 Honda Accord EX 4-cylinder, 17" Motegi Wheels 215/45/17 Sumitomo tires, Tein S-Tech lowering springs, KYB GR2 shocks, Acura TL 20mm rear swaybar, debadged, blackhoused headlights, Short-Ram Intake Cardomain of the Accord

08-03-2004, 01:20 PM	#3
screwballl Tonawanda 454 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Liquid Sunshine State Posts: 2,754	i heard one similar to that but was a bit more recent. Osama ran a suicide mission and killed both GW and John Kerry. In heaven, GW walked up to him and beat him merciless. Afterwards Kerry walks up and says "I tried to get elected to reduce the national defense so severely that it would have helped you but he beat the **** out of me too!" I know, theres some weird emails floating around. __________________ 91 Chevy Suburban Tonawanda 454 R2500 - SOLD!!! 04 Dodge Durango 5.7L Hemi 2WD, 24K miles (as of July 2011) In the past 30 years about 90% of Fords are still on the road, the other 10% made it home. -------------------



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