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Old 01-10-2024, 02:30 PM   #1976
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Old 01-10-2024, 03:00 PM   #1977
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Old 01-10-2024, 04:54 PM   #1978
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That's when my wife tells me (Everybody has a Bad day)
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Old 01-11-2024, 02:30 PM   #1979
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GM = "Good Morning".

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When introducing an abbreviation or acronym, the words should all be spelled out with the abbreviation or acronym in parentheses afterwards, so that the terms are clear after that. Otherwise they are meaningless. <steps off stuffy person soapbox> My first aerospace job, we had a booklet that defined all the acronyms in use. Some had as many as seven different meanings.
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When introducing an abbreviation or acronym, the words should all be spelled out with the abbreviation or acronym in parentheses afterwards, so that the terms are clear after that. Otherwise they are meaningless. <steps off stuffy person soapbox> My first aerospace job, we had a booklet that defined all the acronyms in use. Some had as many as seven different meanings.
Same thing in military, depending on your job field, there may be 5 or 6 different meanings to same abbreviation/acronym.
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And FS is (For Sure) right?
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When introducing an abbreviation or acronym, the words should all be spelled out with the abbreviation or acronym in parentheses afterwards, so that the terms are clear after that. Otherwise they are meaningless. <steps off stuffy person soapbox> My first aerospace job, we had a booklet that defined all the acronyms in use. Some had as many as seven different meanings.
GM, too.

Something was said one day and I replied "oh - It's a TLA".

"TLA"? the guy said.

"Yah - a 'Three Letter Acronym'".

Dude was in the Secret Service. I couldn't believe he didn't know that.

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Same thing in military, depending on your job field, there may be 5 or 6 different meanings to same abbreviation/acronym.
Going from 25 years in the Army to teaching high school I had to learn a whole new set of acronyms. Sometimes I still have to cheat (or pretend I know what someone is talking about).
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This reminds of a scene in the series MASH when Alan Alda does a couple of sentences using nothing but Acronyms
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Going from 25 years in the Army to teaching high school I had to learn a whole new set of acronyms. Sometimes I still have to cheat (or pretend I know what someone is talking about).
I just nod and grin and keep on going.
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