Here's the deal: I jumped the gun and purchased this off of eBay without looking/realizing/ recognizing that these won't work with my wheels. Lesson learned, I now want to pass them along to the next enthusiast.
These are in okay shape. "Good patina", which just means they're a bit rusty and the right one has some minor damage in that upper left element of the three elements that make these wheel covers look so cool. As you can see, these are for wheels with clips, which I do not have. Nor do I want to modify what I have to make them work.
I paid
$86 plus shipping, so that is my price. They're going back into the box they arrived in today. I'm back to eBay to give the seller a positive review. It wasn't his fault.