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Old 12-05-2024, 05:06 PM   #2876
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Old 12-05-2024, 07:21 PM   #2877
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Old 12-07-2024, 09:22 AM   #2878
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those nuts for fords and cyber trucks
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Old 12-07-2024, 12:13 PM   #2879
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those nuts for fords and cyber trucks
Lol I saw that on Space Book and sent it to my son who actually owns a Tesla.
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Old 12-07-2024, 05:41 PM   #2880
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We were all at a fishing resort. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
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Old 12-07-2024, 07:12 PM   #2881
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I laughed out loud that is good lol
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Old 12-09-2024, 09:49 PM   #2884
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Old 12-09-2024, 09:52 PM   #2885
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Old 12-09-2024, 10:44 PM   #2886
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took my 68 gmc three on the tree to a place in irvine back in the 90's

made it about halfway across the entrance and he was chasing me down to ask me to park my own truck

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Old 12-09-2024, 11:30 PM   #2887
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I've always done my best to avoid having varlets (sic) parking my vehicles, even if they had automatic transmissions. I'd park them around the block and the wife would have to walk, unless it was too far. Might have had to carry her, which I have done.
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Old 12-09-2024, 11:55 PM   #2888
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lots of places are valet only

going to luncheon at castaways tomorrow - valet only or extremely long walk

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taking my supervisors to fogo de chao wednesday, no parking at all except street or pay lot

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Valet only? Not me.
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Old 12-11-2024, 10:52 AM   #2890
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"eat more beef" he says
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89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife.
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Oooooh, you might as well have said Aunt Esther.
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Here comes the big one!! I'm coming to join you Weezy!
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A biker was sitting in a bar when a woman sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My mom was pregnant with me while riding on the back of my dad’s Harley.
As a little boy, I rode on the back with my dad until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding ever since, so yes, I guess I’m a real biker.”
The woman said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my entire day thinking about women. From the moment I wake up, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. Even when I eat, I think about women. It seems everything makes me think about women.”
The two sat quietly, sipping their drinks. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
The biker replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
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