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Old 02-27-2022, 11:41 AM   #1301
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My grandson was around 3-4 and he kept getting too close to the glass on our gas fireplace insert. Hey buddy, that's hot, be careful. It was constant whenever he came over, hey that's hot! One time he reached out with his finger and just barely touched it, let out a cry, looked at me holding his finger. I told you that it was hot didnt I? Nods head yes, are you going to touch it again? No .. Why not? Hot grandpa!

For the longest time he gave that thing a wide berth whether it was on or off. He would just look at it and say Hot Hot.

He's almost ten now and loves to drag the giant ottoman close (but not too close haha) over by the fireplace when its chilly. Lays there and watches TV and enjoys the warmth.
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Old 02-27-2022, 03:35 PM   #1302
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These modern trucks just come with all the conveniences don't they?
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Old 02-27-2022, 06:15 PM   #1303
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I like that.
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Old 02-27-2022, 09:04 PM   #1304
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Is that a battery-powered truck?
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Old 02-28-2022, 12:18 AM   #1306
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Old 02-28-2022, 08:29 AM   #1307
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You are my little human and you will be for a long time but you laid your candy down and I ate it. I’m a dog. That’s what we do.
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I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure; it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

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