the Creation of Ludwig..(taken from "I Found Him")

[LudwigTheMad]

In Responce to a "I'm Lost Comment"

Well let me give you directions, first you have to back track and make a right on Albaquirky (instead of a left), merge onto the Highway From Hell, when you get to the split, half of you goes right, the other half left (one of you is talking the high road the other the low road).

After half of you is left and the other half right, you get into a political argument, of couse you need a referee..and wala #3. Of course there is a fowl on the play and he throws a yellow flag...now hang on it gets tricky...

Because of the fowl, the primitive side of you spits off to go hunting...this is called the Fuddium split.(#4)

And because the left side and right side can never agree on anything without a referee, and that one is current ocupied with checking #4's gun permits (after all guns arn't allowed at political rallys without a permit....) another spits to check the slow motion replay to find out where the fowl came from.......(#5)

Of couse the fowl is the Chicken that Crossed the Road making a cameo apperance in order to raise sales, this doesn't tell #5 where the chicken came from, of couse bringing up the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg....

watch out it get worse........

well #' 1-5 can't answer that question so a historian pops up to research the origan of the question, and the joke (now you know where all the bad jokes come from........) #6.

Of couse you can't raise sails without a Captain to order it.....(#7)
And you need a Cook for the left over chicken and eggs (#8)

At this point #3 and #5 get together and decide to sell the whole damn team, and in a desperate attempt at self preservation, you split again so you can by yourself.....(#9)

At this point the original personality (#1) loses his mind completely rips his clothes off, curls up in the corner, and starts making funny noises...thus #1 becomes #10....

and because you medically can't have a multible personalities without one of them that knows all of them, and can manage to keep them from fighting long enough for you to get something done.....#3 no longer needing to referee for #1 and #2 as #1 is now #10 he moves into the #1 slot (having of couse the best qualifications and experience for the job)

This leaves the # 3 slot open, which was filled when I bought my first 72 suburban and decided to hot rod it (who in their right mind hot rods a burb???).....of couse not long after I discoved this board.........

The rest is history, Which #6 is currently looking into.