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79 blue monster · 07-27-2013, 11:04 PM

Post up any funny sayings about squarebodys or lowered trucks!

example: "Praise the lowered"
"low life"

Brockwaykid · 07-27-2013, 11:30 PM

lowered, for those who cant get it up
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Daveyboy1983 · 07-27-2013, 11:41 PM

"If it don't scrape it ain't low!"

INSIDIOUS '86 · 07-28-2013, 12:26 AM

Squarodynamic lowering
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meatwagon83 · 07-28-2013, 12:47 AM

bags are for groceries and old ladys!

Russell · 07-28-2013, 06:22 AM

Maybe not totally appropriate but I saw a newer slammed dually the other day with a back window sticker that said "Fat chicks welcome... Its a 1 ton!" on it. I laughed, haha

79 blue monster · 07-28-2013, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Russell

Maybe not totally appropriate but I saw a newer slammed dually the other day with a back window sticker that said "Fat chicks welcome... Its a 1 ton!" on it. I laughed, haha

hahahaha
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Mikec10 · 07-28-2013, 09:25 AM

"Life begins at zero psi" lol see that sticker at a couple shows occasionally.

gchemist · 07-28-2013, 06:25 PM

I went to car show at a school a few years ago. A student walked in front of my truck. Since it was lowered he stopped in front of it and looked it. He said, "it's so flat, cool". He was referring to the front grill. I guess he had never seen something so "flat".

mongoose · 07-28-2013, 06:43 PM

"you've ruined it"

lotta people say that.. i always laugh lol.

StarDust · 07-28-2013, 07:47 PM

well since my truck is a long bed and all my friends have short beds they always bash me for the long bed like they say all i need is to cut 2 feet because long beds are ugly just tell me i rather have it long than short

meatwagon83 · 07-28-2013, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

"you've ruined it"

quoted for truth!

96twodoor · 07-29-2013, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mongoose

"you've ruined it"

lotta people say that.. i always laugh lol.

x3 people tell me that all the time

mongoose · 07-29-2013, 07:12 PM

dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that.

Mikec10 · 07-29-2013, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that.

You mean dumb rednecks?

meatwagon83 · 07-29-2013, 07:58 PM

are we gonna start name calling?

jeff mcleod · 07-29-2013, 08:20 PM

Had a chev dropped, On the back window I had " Oop's I dropped it"

meatwagon83 · 07-29-2013, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mongoose

dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that.

the same kind that say, "you should bag your truck and put 22s on it" douchebags with straight billed ball caps and their pants hanging off their asses!

Redcap · 07-29-2013, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by meatwagon83

the same kind that say, "you should bag your truck and put 22s on it" douchebags with straight billed ball caps and their pants hanging off their asses!

qft.

Tom · 07-29-2013, 10:27 PM

lol Im so glad that we have the lowerd vs lifted stereotypes figured out in this thread. Good job guys.

meatwagon83 · 07-29-2013, 10:30 PM

just tryin to stay consistent tom!

jitteryguy · 07-29-2013, 10:57 PM

the ones that say "ya ruin'd it" are the one's not 'smart' enough to know it could always go back the other way.

meatwagon83 · 07-29-2013, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jitteryguy

the ones that say "ya ruin'd it" are the one's not 'smart' enough to know it could always go back the other way.

until you body drop it, cut the bottom of the bed out for frame notches, cut the front for frame notches etc etc

jitteryguy · 07-29-2013, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by meatwagon83

until you body drop it, cut the bottom of the bed out for frame notches, cut the front for frame notches etc etc

my point exactly.

f.monroe · 07-29-2013, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by meatwagon83

bags are for groceries and old ladys!

That's totally not what the original poster was looking for.
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07-27-2013, 11:04 PM	#1
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07-28-2013, 06:22 AM	#6
Russell Professional Grade Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fort McMurray, Alberta Posts: 7,915	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? Maybe not totally appropriate but I saw a newer slammed dually the other day with a back window sticker that said "Fat chicks welcome... Its a 1 ton!" on it. I laughed, haha __________________ 1995 Chevrolet 2 Door Tahoe (6.6L LBZ Duramax / ZF6 / NP241 with 1 ton solid axle swap)

07-28-2013, 09:25 AM	#8
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07-28-2013, 06:25 PM	#9
gchemist BAD BOW-Silverado XST Join Date: May 2000 Location: Senior Member from Austin, TX Posts: 6,431	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? I went to car show at a school a few years ago. A student walked in front of my truck. Since it was lowered he stopped in front of it and looked it. He said, "it's so flat, cool". He was referring to the front grill. I guess he had never seen something so "flat". __________________ Gerardo a.k.a. Mad Chemist Silverado XST videos

07-28-2013, 06:43 PM	#10
mongoose Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: slurrey, bc. Posts: 1,134	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? "you've ruined it" lotta people say that.. i always laugh lol. __________________ -'73 c/10 - Low with Go - will be complete... probably never. -'90 2wd Blazer - well... soon enough anyways. -'84 SWB - the daily gas guzzler.

07-28-2013, 07:47 PM	#11
StarDust Registered User Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Houston Tx Posts: 218	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? well since my truck is a long bed and all my friends have short beds they always bash me for the long bed like they say all i need is to cut 2 feet because long beds are ugly just tell me i rather have it long than short

07-29-2013, 07:12 PM	#14
mongoose Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: slurrey, bc. Posts: 1,134	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? dont worry dude... it's always the same kinda folk at say it, so really it doesn't really matter.. if you can understand em at that. __________________ -'73 c/10 - Low with Go - will be complete... probably never. -'90 2wd Blazer - well... soon enough anyways. -'84 SWB - the daily gas guzzler.

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meatwagon83 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Preble county ohio Posts: 1,914	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? are we gonna start name calling? __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!!"-Early Kyler

07-29-2013, 08:20 PM	#17
jeff mcleod Registered User Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: New Brwnswick Canada Posts: 54	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? Had a chev dropped, On the back window I had " Oop's I dropped it"

07-29-2013, 10:27 PM	#20
Tom driving is in my blood Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Mesa AZ Posts: 5,748	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? lol Im so glad that we have the lowerd vs lifted stereotypes figured out in this thread. Good job guys. __________________ -78 c10 short/step: 388cid, M20, 5/5 drop, lots more. Playtoy and first vehicle. -98 c1500 x-cab: 5.7L, 17" rims, 5/6 drop, flowmaster, helper bags,NBS rear disk brakes. -02 Suburban 4x4: leveled front -CBR600F4i, CBR600RR, CBR1000RR, and standup skis DISCLAIMER: I cant spell for the life of me.

07-29-2013, 10:30 PM	#21
meatwagon83 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Preble county ohio Posts: 1,914	Re: funny squarebody lowered truck sayings? just tryin to stay consistent tom! __________________ "DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!!"-Early Kyler



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