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**Steeveedee** · 09-29-2024, 11:14 PM

I dunno, the tires never went flat on my fridge!

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-30-2024, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

I knew it!

**Boog** · 09-30-2024, 04:11 PM

walker

**Boog** · 09-30-2024, 04:13 PM

face palm

**Boog** · 09-30-2024, 09:33 PM

helping a friend

**HO455** · 10-02-2024, 03:06 PM

Busted!

**Ol Blue K20** · 10-02-2024, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HO455

Busted!

CG · 10-02-2024, 05:55 PM

...

**Boog** · 10-02-2024, 06:27 PM

slap

**Getter-Done** · 10-02-2024, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CG

...

Reality

**richard2717** · 10-03-2024, 03:50 PM

cat

**Boog** · 10-04-2024, 10:36 AM

services no longer needed

**Ol Blue K20** · 10-04-2024, 11:50 AM

I have the same thoughts often!

CG · 10-04-2024, 06:42 PM

Don’t remember if I posted these. Heck I may have picked them up from this thread lol!

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 10-04-2024, 08:54 PM

We have. An Answer

**Steeveedee** · 10-04-2024, 09:10 PM

^

When I joined the carving class at our local senior center, my first assignment was to carve a bear. I wish that I had seen this picture then, because the shape would have lent itself well for a bear in this position. I have since thrown it into the wood recycle bin, unfortunately.

**Boog** · 10-04-2024, 09:40 PM

foot

**Boog** · 10-04-2024, 09:46 PM

help

**HO455** · 10-06-2024, 03:54 PM

Since we're on the subject of alternative vehicle support methods.

**Boog** · 10-06-2024, 11:13 PM

treats

**Boog** · 10-06-2024, 11:18 PM

oh yeah

**Boog** · 10-06-2024, 11:20 PM

nice

**richard2717** · 10-07-2024, 06:49 PM

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost

**Boog** · 10-07-2024, 07:37 PM

**Ol Blue K20** · 10-07-2024, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost

09-29-2024, 11:14 PM	#2701
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,691	Re: Joke Thread I dunno, the tires never went flat on my fridge! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

09-30-2024, 04:11 PM	#2703
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread walker Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

09-30-2024, 04:13 PM	#2704
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread face palm Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

09-30-2024, 09:33 PM	#2705
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread helping a friend Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-02-2024, 03:06 PM	#2706
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 11,362	Re: Joke Thread Busted! Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

10-02-2024, 05:55 PM	#2708
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,024	Re: Joke Thread ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

10-02-2024, 06:27 PM	#2709
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread slap Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-03-2024, 03:50 PM	#2711
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread cat Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

10-04-2024, 10:36 AM	#2712
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread services no longer needed Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-04-2024, 11:50 AM	#2713
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 16,245	Re: Joke Thread I have the same thoughts often! __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man R.I.P. FleetsidePaul

10-04-2024, 06:42 PM	#2714
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,024	Re: Joke Thread Don’t remember if I posted these. Heck I may have picked them up from this thread lol! Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

10-04-2024, 08:54 PM	#2715
1970 CST Short Wide Senior Moment Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pittsburg Ca Posts: 4,186	Re: Joke Thread We have. An Answer Attached Images __________________ 1970 CST LS 1 6 speed Ford 9 inch Detroit Tru Track, Dakota Didgital, Vintage Air, QA1 Coil Overs Front & Rear Lots of FUN 2013 GMC PU, Oldest Son 71 GMC LWB. QA1 Suspension, Angry SB. Youngest Son 2019 GMC Diesil Dually. Youngest Son 2017 Toyota SUV Daughters car 2018 Traverse , Wife’s Ride Pittsburg Ca 94565

10-04-2024, 09:10 PM	#2716
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,691	Re: Joke Thread ^ When I joined the carving class at our local senior center, my first assignment was to carve a bear. I wish that I had seen this picture then, because the shape would have lent itself well for a bear in this position. I have since thrown it into the wood recycle bin, unfortunately. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

10-04-2024, 09:40 PM	#2717
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread foot Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-04-2024, 09:46 PM	#2718
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread help Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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10-06-2024, 03:54 PM	#2719
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 11,362	Re: Joke Thread Since we're on the subject of alternative vehicle support methods. Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

10-06-2024, 11:13 PM	#2720
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread treats Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-06-2024, 11:18 PM	#2721
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread oh yeah Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-06-2024, 11:20 PM	#2722
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread nice Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

10-07-2024, 06:49 PM	#2723
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,128	Re: Joke Thread So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

10-07-2024, 07:37 PM	#2724
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,524	Re: Joke Thread __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

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