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Old 10-14-2024, 07:33 PM   #2751
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Yeah, I have memories of building an Olds 455 in my kitchen, and the only way in or out was the stairs...
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Old 10-14-2024, 08:17 PM   #2752
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^ Those were the days!

I remember not long after getting married and the starter Bendix drive on my wife's car croaked. I took it off and rebuilt it on the table. My wife was thinking that it was going to be like what her cousin's husband did, rebuilding an engine in the house. In their case, there was oil saturating the carpet. In my case, I used newspaper to collect the debris.
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Old 10-16-2024, 02:09 PM   #2753
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Old 10-16-2024, 02:11 PM   #2754
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Old 10-20-2024, 04:13 PM   #2755
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Old 10-20-2024, 04:29 PM   #2756
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Aww, that's just mean!

We need a mean jokes thread.
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Old 10-21-2024, 05:57 AM   #2757
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Old 10-21-2024, 01:04 PM   #2758
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Old 10-21-2024, 01:08 PM   #2759
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Old 10-21-2024, 01:12 PM   #2760
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Ok, we topped it off just like you said
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Old 10-21-2024, 01:53 PM   #2761
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Old 10-21-2024, 02:40 PM   #2762
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yeah. I once thought I'd like to take an old tank of a car and attach something like that to the front to teach some of the worst drivers some real driving lessons and driver courtesy.
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Old 10-21-2024, 03:54 PM   #2763
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yeah. I once thought I'd like to take an old tank of a car and attach something like that to the front to teach some of the worst drivers some real driving lessons and driver courtesy.
Considered an old milk truck, fill the back with sacks of cement, and a wooden railroad tie wrapped in 1/2 chain, should alter the arc of most bad drivers....
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Old 10-21-2024, 07:18 PM   #2767
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Years ago I had a friend who had pieces of 8" I beam for bumpers on his F250. All of the ends were cut with a cut with cutting torch, by an apprentice on his first day or so they looked.

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Done that, and also have left a b-nut off.
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