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Old 04-10-2021, 07:26 PM   #576
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My wife and I were talking about how it's just given us justification for our usual non-social behavior.
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Old 04-15-2021, 05:13 PM   #585
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I have the "It's not you, it's me" conversation regularly @ the local watering hole I frequent (proximity, friendly owners, food, tv's, & scenery). I'm probably their No.1 customer that sits @ a table alone & tries like he** to eat my food/drink my drink while avoiding conversations w/most of the other/regular patrons. There are a few that I'm comfortable with (only after enough observation/assessment time) that I'll have conversations with. There's more that I've told flat-out to stay away & ignore....

The Pandemic/shut-down convinced me to finally get a TV (9yrs w/o one) since I couldn't go see $1 movies any more over the colder Winter (well, Tx winter) months & start buying more microwaveable meals. Beyond that, things didn't change much socially.
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Vegie burgers are less healthy than the cow meat. You ever read the ingredients on those packages!? If I want vegies, they're going to be vegies without all the crud.
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