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jb4short · 08-14-2008, 09:46 AM

Marine Corps Rules:
>
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you
> meet.
> 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not
> start with a '4'
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> Life is expensive.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
> (Lateral &diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> 10... Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> 11... Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you
> lose.
> 12... In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber,
> stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13... If you are not shooting, yo u should be communicating your
> intention to shoot.
>
> Navy SEAL's Rules:
>
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust Speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>
> US Army Rangers Rules:
>
> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
> US Army Rules:
>
> 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
> 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
> 3. Curse bitterly.
> 4. Curse bitterly.
> 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
> 6. Curse bitterly.
>
> US Air Force Rules:
>
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point
> presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
> executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
>
> 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
> 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but
> close enough to have tax exemption.
>
> ( And I Love This Next One)
>
> US Navy Rules:
>
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee
> 3. Deploy Marines
> Go Navy !

**jaros44sr** · 08-15-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-ProAutomotive

Marine Corps Rules:
>
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you
> meet.
> 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not
> start with a '4'
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> Life is expensive.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.
> (Lateral &diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> 10... Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> 11... Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you
> lose.
> 12... In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber,
> stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13... If you are not shooting, yo u should be communicating your
> intention to shoot.
>
> Navy SEAL's Rules:
>
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust Speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>
> US Army Rangers Rules:
>
> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
> US Army Rules:
>
> 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
> 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
> 3. Curse bitterly.
> 4. Curse bitterly.
> 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
> 6. Curse bitterly.
>
> US Air Force Rules:
>
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point
> presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
> executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
>
> 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
> 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but
> close enough to have tax exemption.
>
> ( And I Love This Next One)
>
> US Navy Rules:
>
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee
> 3. Deploy Marines
> Go Navy !

Number8 works for me, never thought about, but ya did have the best coffee (to this day) and food. Hauled enuff of it to the food locker. I was on the Guadalcanal, thought it was huge till one of our Aircraft carriers passed us at sea. Why do ya suppose they have a detachment of Marines standing on the front of your ships? LOL....

jb4short · 08-15-2008, 04:45 PM

To make sure the coffee makes it through

red71cheyenne · 08-15-2008, 08:49 PM

Thats some funny stuff right there. Tri-pro, were you stationed there at Lakehurst? I had to go out there one time for a school.

jb4short · 08-17-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red71cheyenne

Thats some funny stuff right there. Tri-pro, were you stationed there at Lakehurst? I had to go out there one time for a school.

No- all my schools were in San Diego (Sonar Technician) but I always sailed out of Norfolk. I was on the USS John King (DDG-3) and the USS Dahlgren (DDG-43 which was formally CLG-12) and then 4 years on recruiting duty out of NRD Boston. We only came up here to Jersey to offload weapons prior to going to the shipyard for refit.

vtblazer · 08-17-2008, 05:14 PM

Letters, digits and code, it's all greek...

Thanks for serving guys!

'preciate it.

msgross · 08-17-2008, 05:46 PM

Bet your good with a mop Jon!

Chevyman63 · 08-17-2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtblazer

Letters, digits and code, it's all greek...

Thanks for serving guys!

'preciate it.

X2

Thank you!!

Coronas56 · 08-17-2008, 07:25 PM

That was our 13th general order........Lol

red71cheyenne · 08-17-2008, 10:50 PM

Ya, my last two ships were Aircraft Carriers and somehow I ended up in Air Dept with the wingnuts. Had to go up there when they upgraded to Flat panels for the LSO(Landing Signal Officer) displays. I was amazed at the size of the dirigible hangars. Even went over and saw the Hindenburg memorial. The school was in the Hindenburgs hangar. Thats the only time I've ever been there though. Now I'm back in my element, fixing stuff on all ships of all kinds. Even some Japanese JMSDF ships!

jb4short · 08-18-2008, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msgross

Bet your good with a mop Jon!

You have no idea.

Ironically I never got a MOP suit until I went into the Army

msgross · 08-18-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-ProAutomotive

You have no idea.

Ironically I never got a MOP suit until I went into the Army

gotta love the charcoal MOPP suits... I don't play that "Army" right now thankfully...

vtblazer · 08-18-2008, 10:49 AM

...I remember a time when this was a thread about rebuilding a blazer.

J/K

- it's all good.

**jaros44sr** · 08-18-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtblazer

...I remember a time when this was a thread about rebuilding a blazer.

J/K

- it's all good.

While your on the subject... I was getting ready to sing "Anchors Away", but I don't know the the words

Hey VT, while I have your ear, have you seen a weldable bong for a 3/4" NPT. I've checked my Aeroquip catalog, both industrial and automotive and also Russels. Been to 2 Rad. shops and my local tubing and fitting guy (He' always helped me out in the last 15 yrs), but drew a blank on this one. After I get the part, then I can source out a welding shop. What happened to the days that you took you radiator problems to the radiator shop?

jb4short · 08-18-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaros44sr

While your on the subject... I was getting ready to sing "Anchors Away", but I don't know the the words

Hey VT, while I have your ear, have you seen a weldable bong for a 3/4" NPT. I've checked my Aeroquip catalog, both industrial and automotive and also Russels. Been to 2 Rad. shops and my local tubing and fitting guy (He' always helped me out in the last 15 yrs), but drew a blank on this one. After I get the part, then I can source out a welding shop. What happened to the days that you took you radiator problems to the radiator shop?

http://www.speedwaymotors.com/p/991,...ngs-Steel.html

"Anchors AWEIGH"

**jaros44sr** · 08-18-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-ProAutomotive

http://www.speedwaymotors.com/p/991,...ngs-Steel.html

"Anchors AWEIGH"

I wasn't on one of your boats very long

Thanks for your help, I'll try to make it up there on Thurs

Now I just have to find it in alum., dang same page, just further down! You the man, Jon

Awesome catalog, gotta download that to my fav.

jb4short · 08-18-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaros44sr

I wasn't on one of your boats very long

Thanks for your help, I'll try to make it up there on Thurs

cool. There's an area there for male also....didn't know which you were looking for

jb4short · 08-18-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaros44sr

I wasn't on one of your boats very long

Thanks for your help, I'll try to make it up there on Thurs

Now I just have to fing it in alum.

http://www.moroso.com/catalog/catego...?catcode=16724

**jaros44sr** · 08-18-2008, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-ProAutomotive

http://www.moroso.com/catalog/catego...?catcode=16724

Now I gotta download Mororosso's catalog

Big J · 08-18-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtblazer

...I remember a time when this was a thread about rebuilding a blazer.

J/K

- it's all good.

Me too, lol... I'm waiting to read a post starting with, " In the before time, in the long, long ago........ There was a blazer".

We all just wanna see that pic of it done with you in it riding down the road topless.... The blazer being topless, not you, lol......

jb4short · 08-19-2008, 01:57 PM

Jim- got some March boxes in the mail to play with

msgross · 08-19-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big J

We all just wanna see that pic of it done with you in it riding down the road topless.... The blazer being topless, not you, lol......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-ProAutomotive

cool. There's an area there for male also....didn't know which you were looking for

topless with some female bungs in your hand! unless you picked up the male one's that Jon was directing you towards!

sorry, I couldn't help it...

Chevyman63 · 08-19-2008, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msgross

topless with some female bungs in your hand! unless you picked up the male one's that Jon was directing you towards!

sorry, I couldn't help it...

That's just wrong.

**jaros44sr** · 08-19-2008, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-ProAutomotive

Jim- got some March boxes in the mail to play with

Cool, which ones did you get?

jb4short · 08-19-2008, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msgross

topless with some female bungs in your hand! unless you picked up the male one's that Jon was directing you towards!

sorry, I couldn't help it...

Mike said "Bung"

08-14-2008, 09:46 AM	#676
jb4short Damn Yankee Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lynchburg, VA Posts: 2,261	Re: PO has me PO'd Marine Corps Rules: > > 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. > 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. > 3. Have a plan. > 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work. > 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you > meet. > 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not > start with a '4' > 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. > Life is expensive. > 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. > (Lateral &diagonal preferred.) > 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. > 10... Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. > 11... Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you > lose. > 12... In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, > stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived. > 13... If you are not shooting, yo u should be communicating your > intention to shoot. > > Navy SEAL's Rules: > > 1. Look very cool in sunglasses. > 2. Kill every living thing within view. > 3. Adjust Speedo. > 4. Check hair in mirror. > > US Army Rangers Rules: > > 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. > 2. Locate individuals requiring killing. > 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing. > 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted. > 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving. > > US Army Rules: > > 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order. > 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee. > 3. Curse bitterly. > 4. Curse bitterly. > 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. > 6. Curse bitterly. > > US Air Force Rules: > > 1. Have a cocktail. > 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner. > 3. See what's on HBO. > 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?' > 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point > presentation. > 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry > executives. > 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets. > > 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally. > 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time. > 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but > close enough to have tax exemption. > > ( And I Love This Next One) > > US Navy Rules: > > 1. Go to Sea. > 2. Drink Coffee > 3. Deploy Marines > Go Navy !

08-15-2008, 04:45 PM	#678
jb4short Damn Yankee Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lynchburg, VA Posts: 2,261	Re: PO has me PO'd To make sure the coffee makes it through

08-15-2008, 08:49 PM	#679
red71cheyenne Back in the sticks Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Fordland, MO Posts: 3,188	Re: PO has me PO'd Thats some funny stuff right there. Tri-pro, were you stationed there at Lakehurst? I had to go out there one time for a school. __________________ 1971 Cheyenne C-10 w/700R4 and Tuned Port Injection 1969 K5 Blazer w/Tuned Port 2010 2SS/RS Flaming Orange Camaro 2011 K1500 Suburban 2014 K1500 Pickup 2008 Nissan Altima? The wifes' hoopty

08-17-2008, 05:14 PM	#681
vtblazer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Vermont Posts: 8,537	Re: PO has me PO'd Letters, digits and code, it's all greek... Thanks for serving guys! 'preciate it.

08-17-2008, 05:46 PM	#682
msgross Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Central PA Posts: 12,201	Re: PO has me PO'd Bet your good with a mop Jon! __________________ The Garage: 1968 K-10 SWB - "Project Money Pit" 1996 Z-71 - "huntin rig" 1969 C-10 LWB (SOLD) "Project flip that truck or else" 1993 Passport, F@rd 1-ton (SOLD)"Project Cousin Eddie" My Garage Build "The 1,000 footer"

08-17-2008, 07:25 PM	#684
Coronas56 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tropical Minnesota Posts: 282	Re: PO has me PO'd That was our 13th general order........Lol __________________ Semper Fi!

08-17-2008, 10:50 PM	#685
red71cheyenne Back in the sticks Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Fordland, MO Posts: 3,188	Re: PO has me PO'd Ya, my last two ships were Aircraft Carriers and somehow I ended up in Air Dept with the wingnuts. Had to go up there when they upgraded to Flat panels for the LSO(Landing Signal Officer) displays. I was amazed at the size of the dirigible hangars. Even went over and saw the Hindenburg memorial. The school was in the Hindenburgs hangar. Thats the only time I've ever been there though. Now I'm back in my element, fixing stuff on all ships of all kinds. Even some Japanese JMSDF ships! __________________ 1971 Cheyenne C-10 w/700R4 and Tuned Port Injection 1969 K5 Blazer w/Tuned Port 2010 2SS/RS Flaming Orange Camaro 2011 K1500 Suburban 2014 K1500 Pickup 2008 Nissan Altima? The wifes' hoopty

08-18-2008, 10:49 AM	#688
vtblazer Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Vermont Posts: 8,537	Re: PO has me PO'd ...I remember a time when this was a thread about rebuilding a blazer. J/K - it's all good.

08-19-2008, 01:57 PM	#696
jb4short Damn Yankee Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lynchburg, VA Posts: 2,261	Re: PO has me PO'd Jim- got some March boxes in the mail to play with



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