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08-26-2021, 04:53 PM | #1 |
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Funny but very true
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08-28-2021, 11:27 PM | #2 |
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Haven't they heard of cardboard pizza?
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08-29-2021, 12:02 AM | #3 |
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I forget which company makes that pizza, I think Little Caesar's. One of my sons buys it. I call it cardboard pizza, and if he buys it and brings it home, I won't eat it. Not even for free, and that's going some, amirite?
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08-30-2021, 11:47 AM | #4 |
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I will never eat that again. Last stop was 6 years ago, for a friendly on my lunch hour. Personally I haven't had it in ages. I stepped out of my truck too close to a gallon+ in pizza/soda? puke on the pavement, everywhere. Pizza Hut too, just not as bad. My son brought home a hut, and by smell I warned him not to eat it. I took one bite too, no freaking way, you know "Smell like dog sit taste like dog sit" (Cheech & Chong). That night into the next day he wished he hadn't.
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08-29-2021, 12:38 AM | #5 |
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My brother knew a guy who made his living doing stuff that he was not warned against. Hmm, what is this little packet of silica gel. Eat it, sue for getting sick, make money. So now the packets of silica gel have "Do not eat" printed on them. Problem solved. He must have received a pizza delivery and ate the whole thing box and all, and then sued because it didn't digest very well.
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08-29-2021, 09:39 AM | #6 |
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08-29-2021, 06:36 PM | #7 |
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Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol!
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. "If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"
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08-29-2021, 07:05 PM | #8 |
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Before there were warnings on every plastic bag ...
This was on an episode of Mad Men, hang on fixing the link =) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgSFzpN5FA&t=2s
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08-29-2021, 07:16 PM | #9 |
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porcupine
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08-30-2021, 11:23 AM | #10 |
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and that was some time ago
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08-30-2021, 01:09 PM | #11 |
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You guys need to check out Little Caesar's stuffed crust pizza. They have changed a lot in the last 6 years, except on the least (cheap) pizzas. Stuffed crust is 9.99 here
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08-30-2021, 04:46 PM | #12 |
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I don't know if this is a repeat but might be worth it anyway....I told my "barber" she should watch this sometime, she's pretty hot
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08-30-2021, 05:50 PM | #13 |
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Thanks, you just made my day!
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08-31-2021, 02:12 PM | #14 |
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about time
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I hate the smell of WD-40. My wife saw some post on Facebook or somewhere that said that it has hundreds of uses around the house, like keeping drains flowing, so she bought a case of it. Lucky me...
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08-31-2021, 08:37 PM | #16 |
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Customer states car has no power
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08-31-2021, 08:56 PM | #17 |
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That looks like a custom grind.
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09-01-2021, 10:42 AM | #18 |
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it's a fan you can't screw that up
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My buddy was an aerial observer. He would love that fan.
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09-01-2021, 05:11 PM | #20 |
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A 90yr old man walks into his doctor, & asks about Viagra....Dock says, are you sure that sex is good for you @ your age? The old man replies....Sex, hell no, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont whizz on my new golf shoes! longhorn
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09-02-2021, 12:28 AM | #23 |
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man he did exactly what he was told to do
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09-02-2021, 07:53 AM | #25 |
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vac
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