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Old 12-16-2021, 08:35 AM   #1126
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Old 12-16-2021, 05:00 PM   #1127
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Old 12-17-2021, 10:28 PM   #1128
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Old 12-18-2021, 12:51 AM   #1129
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Last time I tried to order a 34 year old Escort online my wife got really mad.......

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Old 12-18-2021, 09:07 AM   #1131
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Old 12-18-2021, 03:51 PM   #1132
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Old 12-18-2021, 05:53 PM   #1133
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Old 12-18-2021, 06:39 PM   #1134
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Is that all they got from you?
I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.
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I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.
Maybe along these lines

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Old 12-22-2021, 10:26 AM   #1136
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They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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Old 12-22-2021, 11:28 PM   #1137
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I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
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Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
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I still have my driver's license!
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They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
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"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
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I think someone is afraid of the dark....
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Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.
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Let's see your electric car run the tub!!
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Always thinkin outside da tub aren't you?
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