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tutone · 11-03-2022, 04:06 AM

A blond lady walks into the appliance store. The owner was sitting on a stool behind the counter engrossed in his morning paper.
She says "I'd like to take a look at that TV on the bottom shelf there" ,he folds the corner of the paper over and looks her over and exclaims, " move along lady, we don't serve dumb blonds here".
Upset, she stops at the drug store for some hair color, black. " I'll show him, she says" Next day, she goes in, asks about the tv, same answer.
Third day as a redhead, she dons snglasses and a hat, eases in to try it once more. Nope, "no service for dumb blonds."
Last try, bunette. She goes in and he doesn't even look over his newspaper, he just asked her to leave. Not serving dumb blonds.
She had enough by this point. She said" sir, I've came into your store every day this week and your excuse to not wait on me was that I am a dumb blond. Even with black, red and brown hair you still refuse to sell me that tv. Can you explain yourself, please?
He answered " yes mam, I can. Thats not a tv, it's a microwave."

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-03-2022, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by tutone

A blond lady walks into the appliance store. The owner was sitting on a stool behind the counter engrossed in his morning paper.
She says "I'd like to take a look at that TV on the bottom shelf there" ,he folds the corner of the paper over and looks her over and exclaims, " move along lady, we don't serve dumb blonds here".
Upset, she stops at the drug store for some hair color, black. " I'll show him, she says" Next day, she goes in, asks about the tv, same answer.
Third day as a redhead, she dons snglasses and a hat, eases in to try it once more. Nope, "no service for dumb blonds."
Last try, bunette. She goes in and he doesn't even look over his newspaper, he just asked her to leave. Not serving dumb blonds.
She had enough by this point. She said" sir, I've came into your store every day this week and your excuse to not wait on me was that I am a dumb blond. Even with black, red and brown hair you still refuse to sell me that tv. Can you explain yourself, please?
He answered " yes mam, I can. Thats not a tv, it's a microwave."

**Boog** · 11-09-2022, 08:16 PM

Good ole days

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-11-2022, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

Good ole days

SCOTI · 11-11-2022, 01:05 PM

Ahh.... the GoodYears....

**Steeveedee** · 11-12-2022, 01:34 PM

bug!!!

**truckster** · 11-12-2022, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

bug!!!

As a fan of 1950s sci-fi movies, I really like that shot!

CG · 11-13-2022, 12:58 PM

I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.

**Getter-Done** · 11-13-2022, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CG

I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.

Does that make it a Monkey Wrench

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 11-13-2022, 01:45 PM

Here you go, Now we know

Keith Seymore · 11-13-2022, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CG

I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.

I've started farming some work out, too.

Dude did good work but was pretty dang slow.

K

Keith Seymore · 11-13-2022, 02:31 PM

This guy was quick!!

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-13-2022, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done

Does that make it a Monkey Wrench

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-13-2022, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

Here you go, Now we know

**Steeveedee** · 11-13-2022, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CG

I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with.

This venturi cluster just needs a...bit...more...torque... *snap*

**dmjlambert** · 11-13-2022, 02:56 PM

That's the guy the PO hired to cross thread the Quadrajet fuel filter inlet and the needle seat in the same job.

**Steeveedee** · 11-13-2022, 05:16 PM

I rebuilt my carburetor a few months back. The needle turned out to be falling apart just enough to let fuel drip in, so it was idling rich. It is made of a substance that is supposed to resist alcohol, but it had also been about 5 years. I guess that's the best one can expect, now. I didn't remember if there was a filter in the carburetor, so I started to unscrew the nut, and it turned out to be J-B welded. So I took it apart, cleaned it up and reinstalled it with J-B weld again. I need to put an alert somewhere on it so that I don't forget for next time.

**Getter-Done** · 11-13-2022, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

Here you go, Now we know

And Now we Know.

**Getter-Done** · 11-13-2022, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith Seymore

This guy was quick!!

That's Funny Right There.

CG · 11-13-2022, 09:05 PM

Ba da bump

**kwmech** · 11-14-2022, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

Here you go, Now we know

That is a photo chop. They always dump in the center of my driveway

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-14-2022, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kwmech

That is a photo chop. They always dump in the center of my driveway

And under my apple trees!

**Palf70Step** · 11-16-2022, 11:30 PM

**Getter-Done** · 11-16-2022, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Palf70Step

Yep Yep

**Steeveedee** · 11-16-2022, 11:47 PM

Corvette

11-03-2022, 04:06 AM	#1551
tutone Registered User Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: hickory, ky Posts: 1,310	Re: Joke Thread A blond lady walks into the appliance store. The owner was sitting on a stool behind the counter engrossed in his morning paper. She says "I'd like to take a look at that TV on the bottom shelf there" ,he folds the corner of the paper over and looks her over and exclaims, " move along lady, we don't serve dumb blonds here". Upset, she stops at the drug store for some hair color, black. " I'll show him, she says" Next day, she goes in, asks about the tv, same answer. Third day as a redhead, she dons snglasses and a hat, eases in to try it once more. Nope, "no service for dumb blonds." Last try, bunette. She goes in and he doesn't even look over his newspaper, he just asked her to leave. Not serving dumb blonds. She had enough by this point. She said" sir, I've came into your store every day this week and your excuse to not wait on me was that I am a dumb blond. Even with black, red and brown hair you still refuse to sell me that tv. Can you explain yourself, please? He answered " yes mam, I can. Thats not a tv, it's a microwave." __________________ :My build thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=807535 1972 K10 swb/1968 Camaro 350/4spd 1955 210 2 dr sedan/1998 RCSB Z71/1977 Jeep CJ5

11-09-2022, 08:16 PM	#1553
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,515	Re: Joke Thread Good ole days Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-11-2022, 01:05 PM	#1555
SCOTI Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DALLAS,TX Posts: 22,066	Re: Joke Thread Ahh.... the GoodYears.... __________________ 67SWB-B.B.RetroRod 64SWB-Recycle 89CCDually-Driver/Tow Truck 99CCSWB Driver All Fleetsides @rattlecankustoms in IG Building a small, high rpm engine with the perfect bore, stroke and rod ratio is very impressive. It's like a highly skilled Morrocan sword fighter with a Damascus Steel Scimitar..... *Cubic inches is like Indiana Jones with a cheap pistol.*

11-12-2022, 01:34 PM	#1556
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,679	Re: Joke Thread bug!!! Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-13-2022, 12:58 PM	#1558
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,022	Re: Joke Thread I broke down and hired a new mechanic to fix some issues I was having problems with. Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

11-13-2022, 01:45 PM	#1560
1970 CST Short Wide Senior Moment Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pittsburg Ca Posts: 4,185	Re: Joke Thread Here you go, Now we know Attached Images __________________ 1970 CST LS 1 6 speed Ford 9 inch Detroit Tru Track, Dakota Didgital, Vintage Air, QA1 Coil Overs Front & Rear Lots of FUN 2013 GMC PU, Oldest Son 71 GMC LWB. QA1 Suspension, Angry SB. Youngest Son 2019 GMC Diesil Dually. Youngest Son 2017 Toyota SUV Daughters car 2018 Traverse , Wife’s Ride Pittsburg Ca 94565

11-13-2022, 02:31 PM	#1562
Keith Seymore Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Motor City Posts: 9,226	Re: Joke Thread This guy was quick!! Attached Images __________________ Chevrolet Flint Assembly 1979-1986 GM Full Size Truck Engineering 1986 - 2019 Intro from an Old Assembly Guy: http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=342926 My Pontiac story: http://forums.maxperformanceinc.com/...d.php?t=560524 Chevelle intro: http://www.superchevy.com/features/s...hevy-chevelle/

11-13-2022, 02:56 PM	#1566
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,859	Re: Joke Thread That's the guy the PO hired to cross thread the Quadrajet fuel filter inlet and the needle seat in the same job.

11-13-2022, 05:16 PM	#1567
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,679	Re: Joke Thread I rebuilt my carburetor a few months back. The needle turned out to be falling apart just enough to let fuel drip in, so it was idling rich. It is made of a substance that is supposed to resist alcohol, but it had also been about 5 years. I guess that's the best one can expect, now. I didn't remember if there was a filter in the carburetor, so I started to unscrew the nut, and it turned out to be J-B welded. So I took it apart, cleaned it up and reinstalled it with J-B weld again. I need to put an alert somewhere on it so that I don't forget for next time. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-13-2022, 09:05 PM	#1570
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,022	Re: Joke Thread Ba da bump Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

11-16-2022, 11:30 PM	#1573
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 47,220	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

11-16-2022, 11:47 PM	#1575
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,679	Re: Joke Thread Corvette Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA



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