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Old 10-18-2023, 10:42 AM   #1801
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Old 10-18-2023, 10:51 AM   #1802
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Old 10-22-2023, 06:06 PM   #1803
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After trying to keep up with our 3 year old grandson for a couple of days...
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Old 10-22-2023, 08:35 PM   #1804
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Old 10-23-2023, 04:55 PM   #1805
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Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie."
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Old 10-23-2023, 08:42 PM   #1806
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Keeping golf scores

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other's arithmetic.

One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob "What'd you have?

Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. "Six!" he said and then hastily corrected himself - " No, no....a five."

Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud "Eight!" "Eight?" Bob said, "I couldn't have had eight." John said,

"Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven." "Then why did you mark down eight?" asked Bob.

John told him, "One stroke penalty, for improving your lie."
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They are Crazy at work why would that change on the Golf course.
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Old 11-01-2023, 10:16 PM   #1807
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Richard has not posted in a while so here is the best I can do

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Old 11-02-2023, 05:56 AM   #1808
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Oh, one of our neighbors.
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Old 11-02-2023, 02:50 PM   #1809
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Old 11-02-2023, 03:48 PM   #1810
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That's funny, because the alternator on my Z/28 sounds like a supercharger right now.
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I laughed out loud for the biologist one…

I would just write LOL but that’s lost its umph…
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I like fine craftsmanship, but contraptions like this appeal to me too
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