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Buck looks pretty horny to me...
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As soon as I get the corner cleaned,....you make me do it again!
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It's a gift!
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that "doe in heat" scent works every time.
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Oh, man!
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Just went in the drive thru at Taco Bell and I gave the lady my $50. She grabs the money and lays it on the counter and takes the marker and marks it to see if the money is real or fake.... She promptly hands it back to me and says “Sir I cannot accept this money it is counterfeit, you see the dark line that means it counterfeit!” So I tell her wow this money is straight from the bank and she hands it back to me so I hand her another $50 bill she lays it on the counter marks it. Yep this one is counterfeit too. So I’m like WOW!!! Both of my $50’s are fake!?!!!? So then at this point I had one important question... Lady are you using a sharpie!?!? She takes a loooooooooong look at the marker .... Yes sir I am
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that type
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Oops lol
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Too late
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Be checking
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I passed by the CoPart. The Junkyard that has Newer Cars and Stuff. They had a Sign. 7000 Volts do not touch. Or something to that effect. I don't Believe them. Trust me though. I will not be checking if The Sign is BS.
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wok
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southern gas station buffet. Oh yeah
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It clears that this cure's what ails ya.
It's coming out one end or the other.
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