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newly minted old timer
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Hudson WI
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my longhorn got stolen this morning,,
OK, you all should get a good laugh out of my stupidity ... this morning, IM in bed and I hear the sound of my trucks starter turn over. Sense I am very paranoid about someone stealing my truck, this wakes me up. I go down stairs to see if it was indeed my truck. it was, and now its backing out of the drive way!
So first I grab the phone can call -911, thinking how the hell did they get that started. Even if they know what security was on there it would take several tries. anyway, IM telling the 911 lady my truck was just stolen, all the wile running around, putting on cloths, grabbing my gun and cell phone. IM ready to leave, but the 911 lady wants my life's story, so I tell here ill call her on my cell... she resists ofcourse (whats up with these people?) so out the door I go. What way to go? Um I almost turned left, but I saw the end of the truck just down the road to the right!! what luck! So I race up to the truck..still talking to the 911 lady. I think, wow, this person is driving like an old man for just stealing a truck. I hope they dont run when the police get here.. The truck stops at a light and im thinking, should I get out and pull the gun? hum.. no, ill wait for the police, they are caught. Then i notice its a WOMAN driving.. for about 5 seconds i think dam, a woman? Wow..... then it hits me... are you ready??? Its my girlfriend... now it all comes back to me, her car was backed into last week. its in the shop. she is using my truck to go to work. i would love to have the recording of the 911 tape when i said.. um..oh ya, thats my girlfriend, i forgot she was going to use my truck.... um er.. never mind! sorry! hahahahaha! i do pull up next to her and honk the horn. im laughing my ass off at this time. she gives me a puzzled look. so i call her on the cell and tell her what happend..now she can make fun of me for years! Im so glad i picked the right road. The cops would have found her for sure. i would have felt bad if they had done a felony stop on her. then have me show up and say.. um er. never mind. So, I guess I have a great "so there I was" story. Feel free to flame me, I thought you all would get a laugh.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Bismarck, ND
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Phew... You had me worried for a minute! Funny story.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Slaughter, La
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DUH!
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Is a bullfrog waterproof?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: OLATHE, KANSAS
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I hope for your sake she has a good sense of humor and a short memory. That's a good story though.
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newly minted old timer
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Hudson WI
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oh she does.. she will only teeze me forever now..lol. god i hate doing dumb shyt like that..
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Blazerless:-(
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Olympia WA
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Glad you truck is still yours, but your a$$ is hers!!! That is hilarious, I wouldn't let my husband live that down FOREVER!!!
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The TAX State!
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Day-um Dave!, being a fellow Kenpo practitioner, I sure would have pittied that guy if that really happened,LOL. My heart was racing for a minute.....Jim
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Redding,CA...USA
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Great story....I can see myself doing the exact samething..only diffreence is it would of been like the old west..shootin and hollern..I got a call last week from my neighbor(I had never met) on my cell phone..my first thought..oh chit the house is on fire..he says..Jim I have one of your wheels at my house and there is avother on down the street..I said WTF and called the cops and hauled azz back home.. some POS took my street tires that I had beside the house..mounted on centerlines... and tried to carry them off..I guess he got TIRED and left them behind..as I am retrieving the wheels the cop pulls up...STOP..ANDERSON PD..I just laughed..then explained it to him
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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you dummy, why dont you wake up and smell the coffee, lol
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![]() DID YOU EVER FIND A 72 PAINTED GAS CAP?? IF NOT I HAVE ONE FOR YA. JOHN
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, Va. U.S.A.
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Dave, you had me worried for a minute too. Glad it was a happy ending, or a funny one anyhow.
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go cyclones
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ames, IA
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nice, very nice
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State of Confusion!
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Where's the video of you trying to run get dressed and get the gun??
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PA
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mtdave2
Don’t worry your not the only one to have done this, I worked as a 911 dispatcher for a few years and it happens several times a year. But the one that happens the most is people exiting the mall from a different door and can’t find the car, the police would have one of the units start checking the lot and 98% of the time find it setting right were they left it.
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Thats the Hillbilly way
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Torrance,Ca
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![]() Lucky you aren't like me I would have probably flipped and sent a couple of shoots thru the windshield B4 it got off the property. That would have been scary .
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newly minted old timer
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Hudson WI
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junkyardjohn yes i still need a cap!
man, i can belieive i did that! the truck is insured for 12,500 bucks. but i could never replace it. at least i have another good story to tell! hahahah
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72 LONGHORN OWNER
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Seattle Wash.
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Hey Dave good story..I see that you are a senior member,so was that a senior moment??????????LOL
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Dave, Dave, Dave, this doesn't look good on us guys, the women are going to have hayday with this one, we all got theses stories but are afraid to post them, I can totally see doing that myself, specially when your half a sleep, yeh thats it I was half a sleep. you might want to change your avatar, LMAO thanks for sharing.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Vermont
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That's one of the coolest stories ever.
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I gotta tell you, i needed a good laugh today.
David
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Way too funny!
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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That is too funny. Reminds me of some of the things I do. At least you were not running after her in your undies.
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newly minted old timer
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Hudson WI
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so, did that really happen? lol. seems like a dream right now...
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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I think I would have tried a citizens arrest and patted her down anyway. LOL
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